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Baz posted:

Nude .

I'm waiting for the time when Bear Grylls actually bares his grills  -  until then the fella is living a lie.

 

I'm envisaging Bear (snigger) the Chuckle Brothers and Sylvester McCoy all naked as the day the were born spending a week in a 'Build-a-Bear' workshop, smeared in engine oil and left with the task of reducing the whole thing to cinders, employing the "to me - to you" strategy.

Until then they must survive on a diet of cockles and mussels alive, alive - oooh   and re-runs of the Cyber Men admitting they were non-binary all along.

 

That'll teach 'em

Saint
Saint posted:
Baz posted:

Nude .

I'm waiting for the time when Bear Grylls actually bares his grills  -  until then the fella is living a lie.

 

I'm envisaging Bear (snigger) the Chuckle Brothers and Sylvester McCoy all naked as the day the were born spending a week in a 'Build-a-Bear' workshop, smeared in engine oil and left with the task of reducing the whole thing to cinders, employing the "to me - to you" strategy.

Until then they must survive on a diet of cockles and mussels alive, alive - oooh   and re-runs of the Cyber Men admitting they were non-binary all along.

 

That'll teach 'em

 

Baz
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

Baz
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

 They moaned a lot - that was about it Syd

FM
Roger the Alien posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

 They moaned a lot - that was about it Syd

Yes  

Baz
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

They waited 'til I wasn't watching to FIND and kill a Croc  Do you think it was planted?

Syd
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

They waited 'til I wasn't watching to FIND and kill a Croc  Do you think it was planted?

You betcha Syd! AND drugged to the eyeballs!

That useless lot couldn't catch a cold 

FM
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

They waited 'til I wasn't watching to FIND and kill a Croc  Do you think it was planted?

Bank on it ! Plus they suddenly found some limes !

Baz
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

They waited 'til I wasn't watching to FIND and kill a Croc  Do you think it was planted?

Bank on it ! Plus they suddenly found some limes !

Oh yeah that too! Hope they took the prices stickers off 

FM
Roger the Alien posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:
Baz posted:
Syd posted:

I am learning so much about bowel movements, I might be an expert soon......

See what you are all missing.....

We heard it all last night And more  

 I missed it last night (Bliddy birthdays &nbsp........What did I miss?.......did they eat?..did they poo?..did they kill anyone?...............

Yes ...no ...and sadly , no ....only a croc  

They waited 'til I wasn't watching to FIND and kill a Croc  Do you think it was planted?

Bank on it ! Plus they suddenly found some limes !

Oh yeah that too! Hope they took the prices stickers off 

Rofl  

Baz

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