Pathetic.
Marriage to this lot is like changing cars. No doubt she will find a new fella for another short term relationship.
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I like her, but if it just ain't working....it just ain't working 
bovvered..not in the slightest 
Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
Sprout posted:I like her, but if it just ain't working....it just ain't working
at least one of them being able to speak the other's language might have helped though...
idiots
Baz posted:Ive no idea who either of them are
Chezza Nandos Vajazzle
Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
I get you there.....but everyone's different.....some of us need someone, some of us don't
Kaffs posted:Sprout posted:I like her, but if it just ain't working....it just ain't working
at least one of them being able to speak the other's language might have helped though...
idiots
Good point
Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
*faints*
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
*faints*
Was ironic - wake up, wake up - call a doctor, somebody
Saint posted:Was ironic - wake up, wake up - call a doctor, somebody
thank gawd for that...I thought you had totally lost it 
Saint posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
*faints*
Was ironic - wake up, wake up - call a doctor, somebody
Baz posted:Saint posted:Baz posted:Ive no idea who either of them are
Chezza Nandos Vajazzle
Still none the wiser Renton ....but hope that helps
Cheryl Cole...Baz, the numpty 
Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
Volunteering?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Saint posted:Odd that this smart, independent, strong woman always seems to need a man dangling off her arm
Volunteering?
God, no - she's a bloody nightmare
One assumes statistically and using Mrs Jer's nomenclature. Saint's already 'ad 'er.
Garage Joe posted:One assumes statistically and using Mrs Jer's nomenclature. Saint's already 'ad 'er.
She comes from Cruddas Park
One was born in Jesmond
They don't associate
Saint posted:Garage Joe posted:One assumes statistically and using Mrs Jer's nomenclature. Saint's already 'ad 'er.
She comes from Cruddas Park
One was born in Jesmond
They don't associate
TOFF!!
busted 
I was given to understand that St Renton was from Cowgate Only.
Garage Joe posted:I was given to understand that St Renton was from Cowgate Only.
Nah, he always said he was from Jesmond....mind you.....I guess it's got it's good parts and bad parts like all other parts of the country
Garage Joe posted:I was given to understand that St Renton was from Cowgate Only.
I've been to Blakelaw
I'm still receiving treatment
Saint posted:Garage Joe posted:I was given to understand that St Renton was from Cowgate Only.
I've been to Blakelaw
I'm still receiving treatment
Baz posted:Saint posted:Baz posted:Ive no idea who either of them are
Chezza Nandos Vajazzle
Still none the wiser Renton ....but hope that helps
Cheryl (Tweedy) Cole and her 2nd husband - They only married 18 months ago - and that didn't seem all that long after her divorcing Ashley!
Apparently she's being comforted by Simon Cowell.
Every Helen needs an Ian.
It was all too quick. I could see this coming.
very naive, she refused to do a prenup as well. She's only got herself to blame on this one. But anyone who blames her for the first divorce is living in a fantasy land.
I saw Girls Aloud on their last tour
Was really good
Hopefully when Cheryl and I tie the knot later this year, it will be 3rd time lucky for her
Crunchy Nuts posted:Hopefully when Cheryl and I tie the knot later this year, it will be 3rd time lucky for her
Crunchy Nuts posted:Hopefully when Cheryl and I tie the knot later this year, it will be 3rd time lucky for her
3rd time lucky for Crunchy was the first thing that crossed my mind when I heard
I know I'd be a good husband to her. Well better than the 2 she's had anyway
i just need her to give me the chance.
Crunchy Nuts posted:I know I'd be a good husband to her. Well better than the 2 she's had anyway
i just need her to give me the chance.
Crunchy - it's not you - it's her
She'll never be happy cos she's too demanding
She's looking for the impossible
Saint posted:Crunchy Nuts posted:I know I'd be a good husband to her. Well better than the 2 she's had anyway
i just need her to give me the chance.
Crunchy - it's not you - it's her
She'll never be happy cos she's too demanding
She's looking for the impossible
I'm willing to be the impossible. Whatever she demands, I will give
She'll give you her Mother while she's on tour 
Saint posted:She'll give you her Mother while she's on tour
If that's what Cheryl wanted me to do, I would
Like if Cheryl said I had to...her mother....weeknights....to have Cheryl on weekends, I would.
ANYTHING Cheryl wants. 
You're a sick, sick man
Saint posted:You're a sick, sick man
I'd drag my crunchy nuts through a mile of broken glass just to talk to Cheryl.
keeping her mother company a few nights a week would be a walk in the park
velvet donkey posted:Saint posted:You're a sick, sick man
Let's hope he has a triple barrelled surname
I'd get one for her. If that's what she wants, yeah it can be arranged. Anything for Chezza 