I'd say ...Here Guv, you're fired !  

'I'm sorry but who are you? Can I introduce you to my aunt Queen Elizabeth II?' 

Baz posted:

I'd say ...Here Guv, you're fired !  

Shaaaaaahht it, you slaaag! 

Xochi posted:

'I'm sorry but who are you? Can I introduce you to my aunt Queen Elizabeth II?' 

Roger the Alien posted:

Shaaaaaahht it, you slaaag! 

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Roger the Alien posted:

Shaaaaaahht it, you slaaag! 

I would say "OI mush" 

Moonie posted:

I would say "OI mush" 

Moonie posted:

I would say "OI mush" 

I would say that his puters sucked.

"Is that one lump or two?"

I would probably hope that he introduced himself to me, I would shake his hand, introduce myself to him............and away I would go.

So I would most probably call him Alan.