do people still pay to see this rubbish 

I'm sorry, I'm really am trying my best trying to channel Velvet. 

I noticed some new one's on TV the other day and I have to say they are so much better than they used to be. It was the Bond's.

Quite topical given your avvvie. 

Stop trying to be anyone else. we all should be ourselves, yeah? 

Depends .....lots of actors make a shed load of money being someone else .

too right Baz 

Yes, completely agree. I shall now change my name to my real name, but I'm not sure It will be well received. 

Bond , James Bond ( said with a Connery drawl)  

Nah, that's fine.

It's peeps that purport to be what they're not I have the problem with 

I think all EC's trying to do is get Velvet back on the forum Pam, I don't think for one minute he's trying to be like him. 

  it's actually Albert Bumclapper. 

Nice to meet you Mr Bumclapper  

*virtual handshake* 

deed poll is really cheap  just saying 

How do you think I got the name in the first place.

you need a few months in the Priory  

I agree, it was a sherry induced change. 

It's the fact that some idiots genuinely call it 'Madam Two Swords', and don't get me started on:-

The ifold tower

Chester drawers

Tonsilighters

Lacks toast and tolerant

Chicken seizure salad

Some good ones there Cinds. 

Plus the self of steam of a human bean. 

These people walk amongst us & they're mostly unsupervised.