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it was too hot to kip so i read a complete book in the early hours

got up 4am fed wilf

then we kipped

and then at 5pm he started barking at the living room door

he went bonkers

he lay in front of the door & kept whimpering

then we heard noises

then he went ballistic

 

lisa went to a different pub tonight

i turned up

sh was chatting to this bloke

a fat b@stard

but good looking

she came to talk to me

fat bloke followed

 

im all over the place

ive come home

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