it was too hot to kip so i read a complete book in the early hours
got up 4am fed wilf
then we kipped
and then at 5pm he started barking at the living room door
he went bonkers
he lay in front of the door & kept whimpering
then we heard noises
then he went ballistic
lisa went to a different pub tonight
i turned up
sh was chatting to this bloke
a fat b@stard
but good looking
she came to talk to me
fat bloke followed
im all over the place
ive come home