Was at a 21st party last night. It was a late one....
Anyway I woke up feeling a bit worse for wear, only to be greeted by a tortoiseshell cat with a big lump of shite mushed into the fur on her arse.
Oh happy Sunday morning to me!!! Bleeurgghhh!! It stunk!! ïŋ―ïŋ― Tried getting it off with bog roll, was spewing in the process. No luck. Booted her out for an hour to see if cats have their own arse wiping techniques. Nope! Tried again with wet bog roll.... Think that made it even worse! I was left with no option but to take scissors and chop it off. My god it ****ing stunk of SHIT!! so now the cat has a big square of fur missing from her arse. But at least she's shit free! What a lovely way to recover from a hangover. ïŋ―ïŋ―
Thought I'd share this story incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation. Just cut straight to the chase.
Anyway I woke up feeling a bit worse for wear, only to be greeted by a tortoiseshell cat with a big lump of shite mushed into the fur on her arse.
Oh happy Sunday morning to me!!! Bleeurgghhh!! It stunk!! ïŋ―ïŋ― Tried getting it off with bog roll, was spewing in the process. No luck. Booted her out for an hour to see if cats have their own arse wiping techniques. Nope! Tried again with wet bog roll.... Think that made it even worse! I was left with no option but to take scissors and chop it off. My god it ****ing stunk of SHIT!! so now the cat has a big square of fur missing from her arse. But at least she's shit free! What a lovely way to recover from a hangover. ïŋ―ïŋ―
Thought I'd share this story incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation. Just cut straight to the chase.
Wow, thats a bad start to the day Crunchy 
just think how embarrassed poor kitty must feel
