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Was at a 21st party last night. It was a late one....

Anyway I woke up feeling a bit worse for wear, only to be greeted by a tortoiseshell cat with a big lump of shite mushed into the fur on her arse.
Oh happy Sunday morning to me!!! Bleeurgghhh!! It stunk!! ïŋ―ïŋ― Tried getting it off with bog roll, was spewing in the process. No luck. Booted her out for an hour to see if cats have their own arse wiping techniques. Nope! Tried again with wet bog roll.... Think that made it even worse! I was left with no option but to take scissors and chop it off. My god it ****ing stunk of SHIT!! so now the cat has a big square of fur missing from her arse. But at least she's shit free! What a lovely way to recover from a hangover. ïŋ―ïŋ―

Thought I'd share this story incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation. Just cut straight to the chase.

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Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Was at a 21st party last night. It was a late one....

Anyway I woke up feeling a bit worse for wear, only to be greeted by a tortoiseshell cat with a big lump of shite mushed into the fur on her arse.
Oh happy Sunday morning to me!!! Bleeurgghhh!! It stunk!! ïŋ―ïŋ― Tried getting it off with bog roll, was spewing in the process. No luck. Booted her out for an hour to see if cats have their own arse wiping techniques. Nope! Tried again with wet bog roll.... Think that made it even worse! I was left with no option but to take scissors and chop it off. My god it ****ing stunk of SHIT!! so now the cat has a big square of fur missing from her arse. But at least she's shit free! What a lovely way to recover from a hangover. ïŋ―ïŋ―

Thought I'd share this story incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation. Just cut straight to the chase.

 Your post made me RL lol.

My son and his fiancÃĐe have two young cats, so I let them read it too.

 

I hope you're feeling less hungover by now, Crunchy.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Rexi:

       
Can't you just wash a cat's bum?



       

Yeah but it's arse was clean. The big lump of shite was mushed into the fur at the side of the arse, and she's a long haired cat. It was proper sticky shite as well. Imagine getting bubble gum stuck in your hair and trying to get it out. Well it was like that, only it smelled worse and she was trying to escape the arse wiping all the time.

Scissors really was the only option.
Crunchy Nuts
Last edited by Crunchy Nuts
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

       
Can't you just wash a cat's bum?



       

Yeah but it's arse was clean. The big lump of shite was mushed into the fur at the side of the arse, and she's a long haired cat. It was proper sticky shite as well. Imagine getting bubble gum stuck in your hair and trying to get it out. Well it was like that, only it smelled worse and she was trying to escape the arse wiping all the time.

Scissors really was the only option.

Eeewwww    

Baz
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