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Rightmove's Alternative Census reveals the nation’s ghost, UFO and nude neighbour sighting hotspots.

Neighbouring nudes

We hope the majority have been by mistake, as one quarter (25%) of the nation say they have spotted a nude neighbour.  The more densely populated areas come top, with a massive 51% of people in the London borough of Hackney saying they have spotted one.  Half of the residents of Wandsworth have also stumbled upon a nude neighbour, and just under half (47%) of people in Lambeth. Outside London the hotspots are Swindon (32%) Wakefield (31%) and Hull (31%).

This link may or may not interest:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viz...nsus/#nudeNeighbours