Does anyone have one?
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Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
I knew you lot could be relied upon. 
Originally Posted by Scotty:
I'm not sure what the photograph of Duran Duran before they rejected the flute player, the man on spoons, the fire eater and the clown is supposed to tell me!
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
Me too Madame... also at Monopoly [ I'm fab at nicking from the bank without anyone noticing ].
I'd have made a fantastic C.E.O.... but I took the wrong turn in life 
Don't ask me! I'm not even successful at playing on the red button on a TV quiz 
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
Me too Madame... also at Monopoly [ I'm fab at nicking from the bank without anyone noticing ].
I'd have made a fantastic C.E.O.... but I took the wrong turn in life
ROFL
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
Me too Madame... also at Monopoly [ I'm fab at nicking from the bank without anyone noticing ].
I'd have made a fantastic C.E.O.... but I took the wrong turn in life
If you're the banker in Monopoly you have the added advantage that, when you've robbed everyone else until they're pot-less, you can then survey the havoc and destruction that you have caused and award yourself a bonus. Jolly good wheeze, eh? Surprised it hasn't caught on, really ...
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Rather depends on what you wish to be successful at. I'm jolly good at poker but that's because I cheat
Me too Madame... also at Monopoly [ I'm fab at nicking from the bank without anyone noticing ].
I'd have made a fantastic C.E.O.... but I took the wrong turn in life
If you're the banker in Monopoly you have the added advantage that, when you've robbed everyone else until they're pot-less, you can then survey the havoc and destruction that you have caused and award yourself a bonus. Jolly good wheeze, eh? Surprised it hasn't caught on, really ...
How about
Beg, Borrow & Steal?
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
How about
Beg, Borrow & Steal?
^ = Debt and or jail!
master of disguise