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Just been noseying around Mumsnet and found this '16 sentences you'd only read on Mumsnet' and some of them had me in fits

http://www.mumsnet.com/feature...only-read-on-mumsnet

1) My cat has a padded gilet. Help, need advice

2) AIBU to ask DH to wear underpants?

3) I think my neighbours have stolen my towel

4) Am I being unreasonable to go for a walk on my own for 15 minutes and have a good old roll in fox poo before returning home?

5) I just cupped my CO's p*nis by accident

6) I really struggle to get my head round weasels

7) There have been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83 hours

8) Baby Born Doll not pooing - really frustrating

9) Does Weetabix have a right way up? DOES WEETABIX HAVE A RIGHT WAY UP?

10) I SO nearly became a local news story this morning. It involved a cow and a LOT of mud

11) Wedding dance Thriller hell

12) Pirate noises during sex????????????????? ???

13) A dog shat on my picnic

14) Has my fridge found religion?

15) Help, my son has made a large clay c*ck

And, of course, *that* thread...

16) Do you dunk your p*nis?

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Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

just the titles alone are funny

EllsMember

Originally Posted by Jen-Star:

just the titles alone are funny

12, 13 and 15 had me needing to read more.

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Originally Posted by Ells:

Originally Posted by Jen-Star:

just the titles alone are funny

12, 13 and 15 had me needing to read more.

9, 12 and 16 here

Garage JoeMember

16 very quickly made it on to FaceBook where it caused great alarm!

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

I try my best.

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I like number 3. The towel

3/28/1512:31 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Why do we not have threads like these?

We could/can. All it takes is someone brave enough to start them

I would certainly need help understanding some of them though.

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Ells:

Just been noseying around Mumsnet and found this '16 sentences you'd only read on Mumsnet' and some of them had me in fits

http://www.mumsnet.com/feature...only-read-on-mumsnet

1) My cat has a padded gilet. Help, need advice

2) AIBU to ask DH to wear underpants?

3) I think my neighbours have stolen my towel

4) Am I being unreasonable to go for a walk on my own for 15 minutes and have a good old roll in fox poo before returning home?

5) I just cupped my CO's p*nis by accident

6) I really struggle to get my head round weasels

7) There have been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83 hours

8) Baby Born Doll not pooing - really frustrating

9) Does Weetabix have a right way up? DOES WEETABIX HAVE A RIGHT WAY UP?

10) I SO nearly became a local news story this morning. It involved a cow and a LOT of mud

11) Wedding dance Thriller hell

12) Pirate noises during sex????????????????? ???

13) A dog shat on my picnic

14) Has my fridge found religion?

15) Help, my son has made a large clay c*ck

And, of course, *that* thread...

16) Do you dunk your p*nis?

What is pirate doing on mumsnet ....and being noisy too

Some of those titles are hilarious

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Baz:

Originally Posted by Ells:

Just been noseying around Mumsnet and found this '16 sentences you'd only read on Mumsnet' and some of them had me in fits

http://www.mumsnet.com/feature...only-read-on-mumsnet

1) My cat has a padded gilet. Help, need advice

2) AIBU to ask DH to wear underpants?

3) I think my neighbours have stolen my towel

4) Am I being unreasonable to go for a walk on my own for 15 minutes and have a good old roll in fox poo before returning home?

5) I just cupped my CO's p*nis by accident

6) I really struggle to get my head round weasels

7) There have been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83 hours

8) Baby Born Doll not pooing - really frustrating

9) Does Weetabix have a right way up? DOES WEETABIX HAVE A RIGHT WAY UP?

10) I SO nearly became a local news story this morning. It involved a cow and a LOT of mud

11) Wedding dance Thriller hell

12) Pirate noises during sex????????????????? ???

13) A dog shat on my picnic

14) Has my fridge found religion?

15) Help, my son has made a large clay c*ck

And, of course, *that* thread...

16) Do you dunk your p*nis?

What is pirate doing on mumsnet ....and being noisy too

Some of those titles are hilarious

Good question Baz.

3/29/1512:07 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

From title 5, what is CO?

4/1/151:26 AM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cinds:

From title 5, what is CO?

Carbon Monoxide?

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Commanding Officer

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Cinds:

From title 5, what is CO?

Carbon Monoxide?

She accidentally felt her carbon monoxides penis?

i know it can screw you, but blimey.

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Commanding Officer

really?

Yogi19Member 10 years

Originally Posted by Cinds:

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Commanding Officer

really?

Yep.

4/1/151:00 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cinds:

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Cinds:

From title 5, what is CO?

Carbon Monoxide?

She accidentally felt her carbon monoxides penis?

i know it can screw you, but blimey.

Ah, I should have read the full thread

4/1/151:01 PM

sandraMember

Originally Posted by Sprout:

I like number 3. The towel

memories

4/5/154:47 PM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Originally Posted by sandra:

Originally Posted by Sprout:

I like number 3. The towel

memories

Hi Sandra, LTNS.

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