This probably sounds familiar....but we're doing maintenance on the server again, which will result in the "occasional outage* of up to 30 seconds". This is scheduled for today and tomorrow, sometime between 8pm and 3am your time. So, remember: if you get the robot or whatever, just get yourself a drink and then come back. 
*"outrage" for Saint. 
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thanks for the heads up Lori 
You'll be receiving my strongly worded email of complaint in 1-2 days. Unless, y'know, you wanna pay me off? 
Thanks Lori. I've already had computer trouble tonight so a bit more won't make any difference
Thanks, Lori, no biggie. Unless, of course, it happens during Masterchef - then all hell will break loose. 
There is that Kaffs 
I await the letter of complaint with bated breath, Rawky.
And I've specifically asked them not to take you down during Masterchef.
I await the letter of complaint with bated breath, Rawky.
And I've specifically asked them not to take you down during Masterchef.
I just know that's not true but you'll take the credit if they don't..
I await the letter of complaint with bated breath, Rawky.
And I've specifically asked them not to take you down during Masterchef.
I just know that's not true but you'll take the credit if they don't..
Darn tootin'!
This probably sounds familiar....but we're doing maintenance on the server again, which will result in the "occasional outage* of up to 30 seconds". This is scheduled for today and tomorrow, sometime between 8pm and 3am your time. So, remember: if you get the robot or whatever, just get yourself a drink and then come back.
*"outrage" for Saint.
NOW LISTEN HERE . . . on wots the bliddy point
Outage is when you go out
Power cut is when ... the power is cut
QED
So cute! *chucks Saint under the chin*
stoppit
Haha! You two
I await the letter of complaint with bated breath, Rawky.
And I've specifically asked them not to take you down during Masterchef.
I just know that's not true but you'll take the credit if they don't..
Darn tootin'!
Start tootin' Lori. Not a stutter or cog to be found during Masterchef
Oh, no, and me fresh out of cake! 
I'd be happy to EAT cake, however!
I await the letter of complaint with bated breath, Rawky.
And I've specifically asked them not to take you down during Masterchef.
I just know that's not true but you'll take the credit if they don't..
Darn tootin'!
Start tootin' Lori. Not a stutter or cog to be found during Masterchef
TOOOOOOT!
Sweet - did you have an 'outage' to the shops to get that?
See what I did there? Haw haw
Lorry - you had better be learning matey - it's all for you
sure thing Saint! 
