Yeah, depends if it clashes with anything else.

Enjoy Cosmopolis, EC   

Left handed or left wing?

Hand    I'm not sure of their political leanings at all, although I'd hazard a guess that they hate them all   

Me, my mam and dad, and one of my brother's were/are all right handed, except my other brother, he's left handed. I wonder what determines it 

Sheer bloodymindedness judging by my lot  

I'm left handed too. 

LOL! 

That explains a lot............  

It's odd though, why should the world be predominantly right handed? What's wrong with a 50/50 split  

On the select few become left handed. 

Isn't it a natural thing?  They used to stop people from being left handed - now it's no longer a 'problem'.  My dad is completely left handed..tools, cutlery etc.

See?  I always said they were a weepy lot    

It must be something in the brain I'm guessing 

Yep   Excess bloodymindedness chemicals  

How the hell did this get from darts to left handies?  

   It made sense at the time 

Here are some famous people who are left handed.

Seven US presidents since 1923, including Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, have been lefties, as were astronaut Neil Armstrong and former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill
Kate Hudson
Nicole Kidman
Joshua Jackson
Angelina Jolie
Bieber
Julia Roberts
Ashley Tisdale
Seth Rogan
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lady Gaga
Oprah Winfrey
Keanu Reeves
Mark Wahlberg
Goldie Hawn
Matthew Broderick
Hugh Jackman
Emma Thompson
Paul McCartney
Jeremy Renner
Jennifer Lawrence
Jay Leno
Prince William
David Byrne
Kurt Cobain
Phil Collins
Don Everly
Phil Everly
Judy Garland
Jimi Hendrix
Isaac Hayes
Robert Plant
Cole Porter
John Lydon
Ringo Starr
Paul Simon
M.C. Escher
Hans Holbein
Paul Klee
Michelangelo
Raphael
Leonardo da Vinci
Don Adams
Dan Aykroyd
Eddie Albert
Tim Allen
Matt Dillon
Robert DeNiro
Richard Dreyfuss
Peter Fonda
Greta Garbo
Terri Garr
Paul Michael Glaser
Whoopie Goldberg
Betty Grable
Cary Grant
Peter Graves
Mark Hamill
Rex Harrison
Tippi Hedren
Jim Henson
Kermit the Frog
Rock Hudson
Danny Kaye
Diane Keaton
George Kennedy
Lisa Kudrow
Michael Landon
Shirley MacLaine
Steve McQueen
Marilyn Monroe
Kim Novak
Ryan O'Neal
Anthony Perkins
Robert Redford
Mickey Rourke
Telly Savalas
Jerry Seinfeld
Christian Slater
Slyvester Stallone
Terence Stamp
Rod Steiger
Rip Torn
Peter Ustinov
Bruce Willis

You missed out my dad  

I don't know his name so I must insert "Cosi's Dad". 

That's the fella!    

(And my Mum)

Yesterday EC will have heard us singing "we're the left side (x2) we're the left side Red Army."  Even though I was on the right side, I sang "left side" I absolutely refuse to be considered right wing.

We recorded the darts. Big fan. I used to play for our pub team and Mrs Jer was ladies captain.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!  She's trying to live down that embarrassing period in her life...

I forgot about it 

I think HMRC have been playing some sort of comedy darts game when allocating new tax codes for 2015-2016. 

I loved Bob Mortimer last night.  "Laminate..!"

I've just seen this     I was let off with a caution!!!

I'm not watching tonight Cosi. I have a hoarder programme on 

OK Sprouty    I've quite enjoyed this (not necessarily for the darts) and was impressed with Tim Vine.

Good game  

They've taken off House of Fools and Charlie Brooker and replaced it with execrable celeb Darts shit .  I want to watch Bob Mortimer in House of Fools not playing boring darts!  That's where he's funny, not playing shitty darts!  I don't want to watch comedians being unfunny in unfunny situations.  It defeats the object of their profession!

Comic Relief really winds me up.  They TAKE OFF comedy and replace it with their usual unfunny lifestyle celeb crap.  Cookery, dancing, sowing... They don't take off all their usual other tat.  All the usual lifestyle bollocks is still in the schedule, it's only the comedy good stuff that's been removed. 

How is "The People's Strictly for Comic Relief" even comedy?  Just an excuse for the BBC to fill its schedule with their staple ratings winner. 

I wonder if Lenny Henry and Dawn French are being sponsored to be unfunny.

I've seen Bob at away games, playing darts, and in House of Fools. He is definitely funnier in the first two settings than the latter.

It's all a bit sinister...

Got to agree.  

And I'm calling a Vine vs Mack* final - which should be pretty good to watch.

*kiss of death; put your money on Richard and Roisin.

Tim's on fire 

Have you noticed? No-one drinks bee-yor, or smerks tabs anymore.