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Ahhh The Wurzels. They don't write em like that any more 

 

"I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester" Lyrics

 

 

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
Now something's telling me that you've avoiding me,
Come on now darling,
You got something I need.

'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

I'll stick by you and give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darling
So give me your hand
Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen
It's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinking Scrumpy
And that lager and lime.

Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress
With your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos taken, us holding hands.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we're both past our 50's I think that you and me
should stop this gallivanting
And will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

Arr, you're a fine looking woman
And I can't wait to get me hands on your land.

You're a fine looking woman.

FM
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

No, seriously, I have!

Why? 

I'm on a stakeout, suspicious bovine criminals 

Cowpat Watch!

Wellies, and a straw dangling from your mouth?

That through a bush backwards look can be very deceiving  

Cosmopolitan
Last edited by Cosmopolitan

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