You and me both  

You all need VEET!

But that smells horrid ...l

You rinse it off though, so that should do away with the smell.

Does it work on beards?

It should work on any type of hair. However the tougher/more wiry the hair the longer you should leave it, but never longer than the maximum stated in the instructions. Thus a second application may be required a short time later.

Sensitive and/or facial quality might be best for a beard.

I think you may be directing your query to people of the wrong gender, EC  

Could one perform a do-it-yourself Brazilian with this product?

Yes, but I'd proceed with caution. Especially if you've never had one before!

In this day of Hipsters one doesn't really need to shave. It's also a waste of hard earned cash.

Don't like it but I really don't feel clean while I have stubble.  I feel greasy and unwashed - I also feel not shaving allows grease to congeal and promotes spots, which I am prone to.  Although I typically will postpone a shave because it's a chore, I always feel better after one.  Wet shave that is.  Haven't used an electric one since I was a teenager.

In these days of Hipsters, one really DOES need to shave!  Perhaps more than ever!

Each to their own but I'll pass, thanks!

Unfortunately GJ I look really scruffy with facial hair, so a wet shave every other day is my routine.

I wish I could grown an even decent colour tone beard as I would cut it like some of the Scandinavian footballers I've seen, even tightly trimmed and very stylish, I am definitely not a fan of the longer beard.