40 seconds was enough for me!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear !

I'm not brave enough to push "play"

That's marginally better than your normal x factor Saturday. I like the way she takes the p and at the same time wants to be accepted. Well, so be it.

Being a bit of a joke then wanting to be taken seriously is Lauren's problem.

She's too far on the side of bizarre to be accepted as an eccentric treasure.

I wonder if Pet Shop Boys helped with this?

I'm never quite sure whether she's in on the joke or not. If she is... 

ditto... nor interested enough...

it's  p*ss poor one, I have no words to describe that video 

Jer - it was a 'news' article on MSN I believe

Slow day perhaps?

Listening to her on BB I felt she was quite self aware in a sort of distant way.

I remember when Lauren did a BOTS piece, instructing Bianca [ that grubby stripper from the last BB] on how to be a laydee. I have no words to describe that either, Dame!  

I was transfixed by the awfulness... just sat open mouthed

Me neither!

I think I'll give this one a miss.  I usually switch off when Lauren's on BBOTS.

40 seconds was all the surgeons took to do her operation...by the looks of her at least.

But I see Lauren's dress sense has moved into the 20th century, so that's something at least.