Everything you need to know about CBB Week 1
Just one short week ago, fourteen celebs entered the newly redecorated Big Brother House.
Yup, it really was only a week ago, though so much has happened it feels like longer. Let's recap...
The first celeb into the House was Dee, but Big Brother didn't let her get comfy. She was immediately given a task: with help from her fellow UK celebs, she'd have to trick Leslie, Gary, and Frenchy into believing she was the Duchess of Solihull.
Big Brother helped Dee to maintain the illusion by having her butler bring her breakfast and even bringing some regal Corgis into the House, but did the US celebs fall for it?
Of course they did. As a reward for successfully pulling the wool over the housemates' eyes, Dee was rewarded with a right royal knees-up. Hurrah!
The first hints of tension in the House didn't take long to appear, though. Gary and James had a bit of a barney on the second night over a misunderstood joke, and then Ricci lost a game of rock, paper, scissors and had to get into Gary's bed for a dare. Elsewhere, George was annoying Audley by constantly getting his name wrong, andDavid got into an argument with... oh, Gary. Oh dear.
The first shopping task saw Kellie and Leslie transformed into celebrity agents, tasked with judging the other housemates' talents. Stephanie and Gary auditioned for toothpaste adverts, Ricci and Lauren tried to prove they could front a charity appeal, and David and Audley showed off their action hero potential.
More arguments were brewing, though, and by Wednesday everyone had started to get annoyed with Frenchy. Leslie and Stephanie thought she was the biggest diva in the House, and Leslie really wasn't pleased when she woke him up in the early hours of the AM.
The bickering was interrupted with another round of tasks, which transfomed Claireand Frenchy into monsters and saw James and Edele put on their dancing shoes, but peace didn't last long...
Because Leslie and Gary had an explosive argument about, of all things, what the acronym "CGI" stands for. And no sooner had they kissed and made up than an argument between Kellie and Frenchy kicked off.
Failing the shopping task didn't improve anyone's mood, either, especially when it turned out someone had sabotaged the food in the store room. Frenchy and Leslie got into another slanging match, and Leslie's boxers paid the price. Oh, the drama.
Anyone hoping for a bit of romance in the House was dealt a crushing blow as Lauren revealed that she didn't fancy Ricci. Which was a shame, because he really, really seemed to fancy her. Maybe she'll come round.
Or maybe George and Stephanie will turn out to be the surprise celeb couple of the series? Only time will tell.
The last few days saw the Big Brother garden turned into the Celebrity Scrapheap. After being voted the Star of the Show, Leslie banished Gary and Frenchy to the Scrapheap, deeming them the least entertaining housemates.
And after a very entertaining party, he also chose Kellie to join them.
Which led to an argument between Leslie and Kellie. And then James and Audley had words, too. Will these celebs ever stop shouting at one another?
After being voted the three least entertaining housemates by the public - that's you lot - Edele, David and Claire were given a chance to prove themselves. But despite flexing every muscle he had, David soon found himself on the Scrapheap too.
The final part of the task saw Star of the Show Leslie host a very special game show: Kellie, Gary, Frenchy and David went head to head to win a reprieve from this week's eviction. xxxxx got saved, and chose xxxxx to replace her on the Scrapheap, beforeLeslie was given the opportunity to pick one last housemate to face this week's public vote.
As we head into week 2, the Duchess has been dethroned, the Scrapheap has been closed, and everyone has argued with everyone else. What will this week bring? You know where to find out. (Er, that'd be right here, on this very website.)