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Originally Posted by kimota:
Loving Dee as the Duchess!
Me too kimota ... She's throwing herself into it!
Thanks for posting these MrsH 
Originally Posted by kimota:
Loving Dee as the Duchess!
watching catch up now
looks good so far
The duchess has two hairstyles at once, on top she has the welded royal look and underneath she has the 'awright treacle?' lesbian look.
Day 2: Four ways to convince that one is royalty
Duchess Deirdre of Solihull, or Dee as she is otherwise known, has been working hard to convince Gary, Frenchy and Leslie that she's of royal descent. A challenging feat, one might think. Luckily the Duchess has a few fool-proof tricks up her sleeve...
1. Royal Glam Squad
Why do ones own hair when others can do it for you? A Royal should never be caught with a hair out of place. Smooth away any imperfections by employing a team of beauty elites to attend to ones every need.
2. The Butler did it...
Celebrity Big Brother is too short to worry about cooking a Full English breakfast, have your butler do it instead. Just make sure that they don't burn the toast.
3. Dogs are a Royal's best friend
Corgis are the only dogs fit for a Queen. Have ones dear butler take the loveable pooches for a stroll around the garden for maximum regality. Extra points for naming them William and Harry.
4. Royal baggage
Royals have their fair share of baggage too. Be sure to transport ones treasured ermine and pearls in the finest of luggage trunks, recruiting the help of ones fellows wherever possible. One should always avoid lifting anything too heavy.