Still better out than in Pirate !

Aww Pirate you should get a little stand for it 

Poor Pirate

Just remember it's going to Tooth Heaven  

i think im having 2 or more out

but i'll be sad to see that one on the bottom left go

And the Tooth Fairy will leave a thank-you gift 

Yes.  It's the blacksheep of the family, it shouldn't even be in there at all and they've suggested taking it out many times over the years.  It is underneath and behind my bottom teeth.  It is shaped like a back tooth even though it is behind my side teeth and it points in the direction on underneath my tongue.  It is a mutant tooth which every dentist comments on.  I've had a few 'extra' teeth removed from when I was a teen but I didn't let them take this one as they said it would be a major removal as it's so big and would leave a huge hole and, well, it would bloody hurt!!  

my Mom said i had nice white teeth

then some twat knocked them out

i had them put back in

but...

now im losing them

i look like im doing impression of marlon brando

i got cotton wool balls in each cheek

soaked in brandy

i am that black sheep

Aww Pirate, hopefully the pain eases and you get to sleep through until you get an appointment.  

If I win the lottery I'm going for veneers and one gold cap ... on the one behind my right canine

I'd feel fiendishly windswept and 'devil-may-care'

*note to self*

STOP DOING DRUNKEN THREADS

I didn't notice Pirate  you were very well behaved.

a bit kaylied i was rog

i also might have swallowed a cotton wool ball

not sure

i'll have to wait & find out

 Oh no.  Hope it erm... passes through ok

on my 25th birthday-id been to pub then club

got home about 1am-mates were there & bought me a cake with candles

i was so hungry & p!ssed i ate the cake + the candles

i was scared to have a fag incase it ignited them