X-rated post! 

 We're not that bad 

Steven is wondering why he got chants

OMG Mark and Christopher 

"Showing them the love with her mouth" according to Jale.

Whatever that means...

They're all at it!

Mark and Christopher coupled up now .

What is going on in there !!!

Oh how dignified:  top shagger.

I refuse to answer this! 

Steven is under the misguided impression that at some point people had respect or him.

Cosi I'm really like this  Where did that come from 

   It's ok i can read your mind   

I'm Caroline and i'm on my second gap year, ya.

Look, I'm trying to forget the Kimbot event, so don't expect me to start pondering about MORE shennanigans!

Shagging in a dormitory is never a dignified or respectable thing to do.

Less so when the world and his wife are watching via the telly.

Pair of slutbags.

And I've bliddy lawst my harrrrrr brush, dontchaknow fellow.

Could have been worse: Winston is the sort of bloke who thinks throwing bags of excrement over his mates is funny...

Good night everyone in here  

Have a good of what remains of your evenings.

OMG

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Wait what!!!!!!! It was Mark and Chris! pic.twitter.com/GNVlQdDxDz

Oh god, will it ever get any better or are we destined to dwell permanently in the sewers of scripted reality forever?  *sobs*    

Caroline's whole life is a gap year.

Stand by your man, anyone?

Annie Get Your Gun more like.

Night all  

Senna for me 

Wait.........what?  DId Mark and Christoper have sexy time too?

I could see that Christopher fancied Mark but I just thought the only things Mark fancied in there were the cameras and his reflection.

 

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Hahahaha! Do me a favour!  

Move over Steven and Kimberly, it seems there’s a new budding romance on Big Brother 2014… and it’s between Christopher Hall and Mark Byron.

At 6:32AM yesterday morning (Friday), the pair were involved in some supicious fumbling under the covers.

There were sounds of smooching coming from the bed that the pair were sharping as Christopher declared: “My breath smells disgusting.”

How delightful.

Evicted housemate Matthew Davies claimed after watching the footage: “It’s so cringey. Christopher loved Mark but he told me Christopher wasn’t his type.”

It’s not the first time that Christopher and Mark have been linked.

Former housemate Jale Karaturp, who was evicted in last night’s live show, previously claimed in the house that there was “chemistry” between the two.

But as Matthew said, Mark insisted at the time that they were just pals.

“I know you were going only joking but honest to good, Chris [Christopher] was just like a mate,” Mark told Jale after she remarked on the pair’s relationship.

“He said he would go on a date,” Jale informed hm.

Mark replied: “Oh f**k! Not that I wouldn’t but that’s going to make me feel awkward.

“Not uncomfortable, I don’t feel uncomfortable because he’s a touchy feely person and we’re mates.”

He added: “We’re really good mates with him and I just don’t look at my mates like that.”

And Mark joked about going on a date with Christopher: “Fact of the matter is, we’d end up killing each other after two minutes.”

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It says something when the highlight of the evening (just about) is seeing SuperCassandra back!

9:23/24 - Cogs!

And me!

In that case, better let Chris go on Monday after all!