goodnight

i'll let you know how the party is

if i turn up

thanks for advice

i sat in pc room with my blondie birthday cake & got very drunk 

bro never turned up

i remember nothing of the evening but lisa said i behaved well

somebody put me to bed

and thats all i remember

so i must have had a nice time

i lied

i remember one thing

a woman sat on my lap 

i put my hand up the back of her t-shirt

mate whispered to me 'thats not lisa'

i stood up

she fell on the floor

i ignored her & carried on chatting to my mate

and i ate a samosa at some point

thats all i can remember

i lied

i remember one thing

a woman sat on my lap 

i put my hand up the back of her t-shirt

mate whispered to me 'thats not lisa'

i stood up

she fell on the floor

i ignored her & carried on chatting to my mate

and i ate a samosa at some point

thats all i can remember

i lied

i remember one thing

a woman sat on my lap 

i put my hand up the back of her t-shirt

mate whispered to me 'thats not lisa'

i stood up

she fell on the floor

i ignored her & carried on chatting to my mate

and i ate a samosa at some point

thats all i can remember