That's a moniker!
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He didnae go to the local secondary.
Is he Lurpack Noir?
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Is he Lurpack Noir?
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Is he Lurpack Noir?
Don't mess.
Andy Dalziel wouldnae solve it.
I suspect that Saga and her itchy miff might solve it, Although I'm not an expert even if she is on my bucket list.
Nope. This is a monica. 
Thank feck you've arrived
Bunch ae spanners the rest ae them
I wis being civil anaw.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Thank feck you've arrived
Bunch ae spanners the rest ae them
I wis being civil anaw.
They arnae spanners and ye cannae spell for that matter! 
Originally Posted by The Mexican Masher (Xochi):
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Thank feck you've arrived
Bunch ae spanners the rest ae them
I wis being civil anaw.
They arnae spanners and ye cannae spell for that matter!
Am devastated noo.
The one tru frend I fot I had left just shot me thru the heart wiv a sawn-orf Purdey.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by The Mexican Masher (Xochi):
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Thank feck you've arrived
Bunch ae spanners the rest ae them
I wis being civil anaw.
They arnae spanners and ye cannae spell for that matter!
Am devastated noo.
The one tru frend I fot I had left just shot me thru the heart wiv a sawn-orf Purdey.
It was a colt 45.
You're on ignore noo.
You and yer ilk.
I'm no zipped up the back 
That's a joke before ye write in
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You're on ignore noo.
You and yer ilk.
I'm no zipped up the back
or buttoned 
Dark humour's the best.
Ask Victoria Beckham.
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You're on ignore noo.
You and yer ilk.
I'm no zipped up the back
or buttoned
Slinks
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That's a joke before ye write in
Umbridged of Umbridge Wells!
I'm orf the noo me darlin'. 
I'm Susan Phillips from Tunbridge Wells
Advanced humour.
I like to thinks so anyway.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I suspect that Saga and her itchy miff might solve it, Although I'm not an expert even if she is on my bucket list.
Your wit is finely crafted,
She's on mine too.