this is a little bit wicked
but
do you give your neighbours nicknames?
the ones you only know to nod to?
on our road we've got
gym girl-always wears jogging gear
parky bird-she cant park her car properly
the brighton donkey-always looks a bit rough in the morning
the titanic - she looks a wreck
harry potter-he wears round glasses
2 doors-when she gets to house, she has to open both doors to get in as she's really big
claire in the community-'pc' right on social worker next door
BBQ bloke-he has BBQ's all year round
farmer palmer - he's got a little small holding out the back
yours?