@ those names!

 

There was a pain in the ass teenager opposite me - Vicky Pollard.

 

And a nightmare next door neighbour from hell - Mrs Madwoman  

 

Don't know the rest, people come and go so quick in an apartment building.

PC Phil lives in our street because he polices everyone else's children's behaviour knocking on the doors to report on any small misdemeanour, totally disregarding the terrible behaviour of his own offspring, the youngest of which we have named Lucifer.

holy joe - very committed christian

sour face - never smiled

Oh no of course I'd never give my neighbours nicknames

 

Pinocchio - because she's got her nose in everything, tells tales then pretends she knows nothing

 

Hagrid - because she resembles him

 

Mrs Rubbish Bags - because she always waits to put her rubbish for collection out just as the dustbin men are tootling off down the road

 

Mr Untouchable - because he deals from his property and everyone including the police and the council know it yet no one does anything about it

 

Cuckoo - because he always has his head in and out of the door looking for infringements by children

Mad man because well he's mad  

 

Lard arse because, you get the picture 

In all seriousness, TCND.

Nutty Joyce - woman who was a bit crackers at the end of the street who recently died.

 

The Scruffs - people with the untidiest house/garden.

 

Ashcrofts - eventhough they haven't lived there for years (but we can't remember the 'new' people's name - who have lived there for yonks!!)

 

HawkEye - old woman who used to watch our every move and come into the street to stop us playing football.

Now she's a family friend and actually a lovely lady.

 

2 doors-when she gets to house, she has to open both doors to get in as she's really big..

 

  

We have big head..he has an enormous head..

 

Sleeping with the enemy..he turned all the furniture upside down one Xmas morning so's his wife and kids could'nt sit down..

 

Hog tie..used to tie his wife to the steering wheel while he went drinking so's he had a lift home..

 

I could go on but they get worse..

 Where do you live Stonks... Abuse Street? 

Seriously, thats awful. 

That nosey b*st*rd - my sons best friends mum who is always seen gossiping with 'the chocolate bars' for about 90 mins a day.  I know it's gossiping because she tries to come gossip with me and tell me what her and the chocolate bar are gossiping about but I just laugh her off and make an excuse to do a runner.  Oh and she's always asking my son questions.

 

The Chocolate Bars - are the couple up the street who think they are gorgeous.  She's alright looking but he's just....not!  They'd eat themselves if they were chocolate.

 

Ummmm that's it for our street...the rest we haven't nicknames because we like them.

 

In the street I grew up in we had Inspector Gadget.....he always wore a long black mac, hat and carried an umbrella.  He was quite weird.

 

And we had 'His, hers and theirs' which was a title given to them by the adults of the street because they were a family of his kids, her kids and their kids.  That's a bit wrong isn't it?  

Like that smiley

Brilliant thread 

 

We had a family that we called the nesbitts because she looked like the character, her boyfriend got her 14 yr old daughter pregnant and we haven't seen them since 

 PSML - great names 

I'm rural Rodger so its an area..

We used to call my MIL chocolate nets, she hardly left the house but knew everyones goings on..we used to call nosey people fag burn nets cos they'd be nosing that much they'd burn their nets..the MIL did'nt smoke but liked chocolate..hence choccy nets..

Eeek I hope you got good locks with that lot nearby 

 

That hog tie man should be charged - hope his wife got rid of him 

No she waited for the boys to grow up then left him but he is being done for an assault on someone else now..

We have nasty nets - because she has nasty nets at her windows.

                                she's quite a nice person tho, 

 

The screamer   - for the obvious reason, I dread summer nights now.

 

Capt.America - because he's always trying to organise us all and get's arsey when we don't comply.

 

Big shouty bloke - because he's a big shouty bloke, no idea what his name is.

Loving some of these names .

Bob.

 

And The Dingles.

Haha this thread made me laugh

We don't have any exciting ones but there is a chap next door that we refer to as "nobhead next door" and a "mr snow tyres" around the corner (he doesn't help with neighbourhood snow shovelling, he's alright because he's got snow tyres)

The rest get referred to by their dogs names/breed lol

i was on about this in pub last night & mates gave me some of their neighbour nicknames 

i wrote some down but i cant find the list

When i was growing up we nick named a family the Battersbys as they were similar in lots of ways just with more kids (4 bed house )

 

When they moved out the new lot were a bit better but their surname also began with a B so they got the same tag

 

Another one growing up The 50p woman - she was always asking for a 'loan' of 50p

 

As an adult i haven't really come up with inventive ones for on the street... i have named a woman at school Trunchball..... she's the spit!

 

The bloke that lives next door to me, I see him once and a while, but I often hear him shouting at his family, and swearing at them....I call him Fatboy Ugly.

 

As he is a tubby guy and always with an angry look on his chubby face.