Hearing of the chat-up line that passed between those two people on Big Brother, whose names I cannot, and have no wish to, recall , I wondered if anyone had any gems that they wished to share?
I rather like this:
My need to declare my love for you is like a bad bout of diarrhoea - I just can't hold it back any longer
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Alreet pet.
Christmas is over.
Yer've had planty o turkey.
So do yu fancy some c-
I would like to apologise for the previous comments as unecessary and vulgar.
Apologies in advance.
Erinp, that looks like Hayley from Corrie. 
Erinp, that looks like Hayley from Corrie.
It does
I usually open with a simple statement.
"The beauty of going out with an ugly guy is that we try so much harder"
Never bloody worked.
I usually open with a simple statement.
"The beauty of going out with an ugly guy is that we try so much harder"
Never bloody worked.
No one wants to go out with Mr Pathetic.
You need a new chat up line EC .
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
Mine got me with..'I hope you've bought your toothbrush!!'...that, his great hair and his rather spectacular bum and thighs in a well fitting pair of jeans!!
Mmmm. on reflection, any mention of the word 'serendipity' has usually worked on me
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My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
So did he sleep on the floor Suzy?
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
Mine got me with..'I hope you've bought your toothbrush!!'...that, his great hair and his rather spectacular bum and thighs in a well fitting pair of jeans!!
TMI Mrs 
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
*I'll get my coat*
The funniest one I ever got was "you're like a big bag of candy floss just floating around giving out love".
My next favourite was from a real lounge lizard, I was in my early 20's he was probably mid to late 40's and used the old "where have you been all my life", I replied "I'm not sure but I'm guessing I wasn't born for most of it", his mates laughed so much at him he had a hissy fit and pushed me over
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
Mine got me with..'I hope you've bought your toothbrush!!'...that, his great hair and his rather spectacular bum and thighs in a well fitting pair of jeans!!
TMI Mrs
Not for those of us who like spectacular bums and thighs
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
So did he sleep on the floor Suzy?
Yep 
My next favourite was from a real lounge lizard, I was in my early 20's he was probably mid to late 40's and used the old "where have you been all my life", I replied "I'm not sure but I'm guessing I wasn't born for most of it", his mates laughed so much at him he had a hissy fit and pushed me over
My personal fave was said to my mate at a club..."I want to whisper sweet nothings in your mouth" 
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
I've used that line except no smelly pillow talk. It is amazing how you get invited into bed as it will be more comfy - that's why I always buy 1 bedroom homes
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
I've used that line except no smelly pillow talk. It is amazing how you get invited into bed as it will be more comfy - that's why I always buy 1 bedroom homes
*light bulb* Well I'll be......
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
I've used that line except no smelly pillow talk. It is amazing how you get invited into bed as it will be more comfy - that's why I always buy 1 bedroom homes
*light bulb* Well I'll be......
You will if you ever find yourself needing a place to sleep at EC's!
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
I've used that line except no smelly pillow talk. It is amazing how you get invited into bed as it will be more comfy - that's why I always buy 1 bedroom homes
*light bulb* Well I'll be......
You will if you ever find yourself needing a place to sleep at EC's!
Ah well
Some jolly good ones here!
Another one I found amusing was this:
You may not be the best looking bint in the room but beauty is only a light-switch away!
My fella had me at "You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. The pillows might smell a bit".
Mine got me with..'I hope you've bought your toothbrush!!'...that, his great hair and his rather spectacular bum and thighs in a well fitting pair of jeans!!
Not skinny jeans though.....right?
