What a shocker eh? This old tin can that's been wheeled out masquerading in the guise of a new liner, when whispers are rife that Darnell's Enterprises have had it in dry dock since 1914. The wear and tear was explained away by the company..'there was an high intensity of salt in the water on launch day and B&Q supplied a Matt interior paint instead of the high quality paint we use on all our fleet,' a duck spokesperson said earlier
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That's slander ...or is it libel .....whatever , I'm suing 
We are all stuck in the middle of nowhere watching icebergs float on by now. At least there is a decent bar on this barge/ Pour me another Crabbies bartender! 