Test mule with Virgin Galactic   

I liked her an aw.

I'm no really a space cadet 

It's no a good opening clause wae the GP.

I've got away with it so far

Try postin fae Wishae General

And that was all she wrote.

Probably twenty of us round Scotland heartbroken.

Treat them mean and prove Houdini wisnae a one off.

Well...she's no Debbie Magee   

I tried that .... it was blocked!

All my witticisms up in smoke.