From what I can remember, it was a top night! It's the Royal Vauxhall Tavern Sooz, everyone's welcome there, next time you're in the smoke just walk in 

Unfortunately, I was living in North London when I won my prize so I had to hold it all the way home up through London. I live about 5 minutes from it now, it's a fab place.

Little miss Prim and Propeer here - I have NEVER been drunk! A little bit tipsy on occasion, but never full on drunk.

Dame! My husband's face when I walked in with it 

 Paul O'Grady often mentions that joint place!!! Maybe it was in his Lily Savage days 

I'm not that old  He's a legend there but I went after his residency. The drag that handed me my prize was called Jonathan Hellyer (?) aka the Dame Edna Experience.....sadly defunct earlier this year.

Sounds like a great act Suzy  

There used to be a late night cafe in Dublin called Mr Pussy's - he's a famous drag act. The decor was amazing  My friend passed out drunk in the toilets...thats about as wild as I ever got. I'm dead jealous of you being to the legendary Vauxhall Tavern 

One of the funniest things I remember from a drunken night a few years ago involved my sons partner.

We had been on a pre Christmas do at a local hotel (about 8 of us). The following day we were gonna be celebrating my grand sons birthday. My sons partner (D) insisted on going round all the tables and collecting all the helium baloon centrepieces. There were loads and loads of them. None of us could be bothered but he insisted.

It was the year of the very, very heavy snow - we couldn't get a cab so had to walk about two miles. His shoes were no way meant for snow walking and he slithered and slipped along behind us. All we kept hearing was THUD/BANG followed by bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub ........(the only way I can describe the sounds of the many balloons bouncing down with him).

We were in hysterics and kept telling him to just let them go ....................he was all indignant and insisted. God only knows how we got home.

Sadly the next day when we got up my living room was simply full of about 50 half inflated, sad looking balloons and D was black and blue.

  ROFL!!!  Soozy, I can almost picture that spectacle.

It was a great act Rosie. I'm not a regular there (RVT people are loyal to the point of annoyance) but every time I've been there it's been a blast!

Your place with Mr. Pussy sounds right up my street 

Blahahahahahahaha 

Bet it is Suzy   Mr Pussy err... "trained" at the RVT...

http://gavinfriday.com/archive...mr-pussy-alan-amsby/

I think that photo is rather old *coff*

Mr Pussy's Cafe De Luxe was only open for a year [which coincided with my last year at Uni]... we went in for fry ups after nights out but sadly never saw his cabaret act  [ we probably weren't in late enough!!! ] It got raided by the police in its first week and was eventually shut down after complaints. 

 I've just reminded him about it (out of the the earshot of nosy little ears) and he had to remind me about what he said and I'm laughing my head off all over again. Apparently he said at the time, "If you're planning to use that on yourself, I'm leaving now. And if you're planning to use that on me, I'm leaving right now" hahahahaha 

Oh wow! Next time I'm there I'll ask one of the oldies if they remember him. I'm sure if he did his training at the RVT that he was FAB 

I used to go to the Vauxhall Tavern in the 70's ..............don't think it was a gay pub then .......might have been I probably wouldn't have noticed

Stole a For Sale sign and knocked it in to the grass outside Durham Cathedral in the early hours of one Sunday.

ROFL

i used to work at a gay bar in birmingham with him-then he joined bronski beat-waaaaaay back

Boarded this bloody ship!

I wont go into the one I regretted, but I did something really quite irresponsible once which unfortunately still makes me laugh, so I don't know what that makes me.

I was on one of my numerous breaks from my partner and a friend and I had gone out and got very drunk. After we left the pub and on the way home, we had this bright idea of sitting on the white line in the road, she had her guitar with her and we proceeded to have a sing song. After a little while a taxi stopped. He brought his window down and said to me: " You're Jimmy's friend, aren't you?", "Yes" I said. He went into his shirtpocket, produced a pair of glasses and gave them to me, saying he'd left them behind and asking me to give them to Jimmy next time I saw him. Off he went. We went back to 'White Rabbit' until the Police came and and arrested me (my mate run off with my house key and cigarettes). I was back home by 2 in the morning and had to break into my own home because she was somewhere else. £20 for obstruction.

Btw. No children were neglected, they were staying with their dad that weekend.

was the skewer out of your kebab?

Luckily I suffered from black outs in me prime.

Hey you.

'ello you

I don't think I ever did anything norty when drunk - I'm a good girl honest guv

but I do remember in the 90s my mammy getting a new burglar alarm and being so drunk I couldn't remember the code to turn it off.  The alarm of course woke her up and she came down stairs shouting at me which made me laugh, and the angrier she got with me, the more I laughed - I was in the dog house for weeks after

That rates a good 8 out 10 Pengy

I loudly heckled a comedian ( who shall remain nameless) in a nightclub, he heckled back that if I thought I could do better then do it myself. I apparently (can't remember) barged onto the stage,pushed him aside and launched into a song, dance and stand up routine....got a standing ovation (allegedly) and fell of the stage because I overbalanced when attempting a bow....it was my hen night too

9.5 out of 10 Kaytee

Brilliant

Cologne and Kaytee are neck and neck for Wildest Night Out so far