Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens
You feel like you had a nightmare, but if you have been "probed" then you walk like John Wayne for a day or two. They also come back again as they never get through everything on one visit because health and safety dictates that they have to have a 30 minute break after every 8 hours of work and they need to get their spacecraft round the back of the moon before morning. It's a complex life being an alien you know.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens
You feel like you had a nightmare, but if you have been "probed" then you walk like John Wayne for a day or two. They also come back again as they never get through everything on one visit because health and safety dictates that they have to have a 30 minute break after every 8 hours of work and they need to get their spacecraft round the back of the moon before morning. It's a complex life being an alien you know.
That really made me LOL!! amongst a bad night/time I'm having 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens
You feel like you had a nightmare, but if you have been "probed" then you walk like John Wayne for a day or two. They also come back again as they never get through everything on one visit because health and safety dictates that they have to have a 30 minute break after every 8 hours of work and they need to get their spacecraft round the back of the moon before morning. It's a complex life being an alien you know.
That sounds like the day after Mr Cinds has got me very drunk on vodka.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens
You feel like you had a nightmare, but if you have been "probed" then you walk like John Wayne for a day or two. They also come back again as they never get through everything on one visit because health and safety dictates that they have to have a 30 minute break after every 8 hours of work and they need to get their spacecraft round the back of the moon before morning. It's a complex life being an alien you know.
That sounds like the day after Mr Cinds has got me very drunk on vodka.
@ EC there^
And Cinds... seems you and Mr C only had one of the 'family' visit 
hehe
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have any of you experienced alien abduction?
No, tell me all about it,so that I might know what's to come if it ever happens
You feel like you had a nightmare, but if you have been "probed" then you walk like John Wayne for a day or two. They also come back again as they never get through everything on one visit because health and safety dictates that they have to have a 30 minute break after every 8 hours of work and they need to get their spacecraft round the back of the moon before morning. It's a complex life being an alien you know.
That sounds like the day after Mr Cinds has got me very drunk on vodka.
@ EC there^
And Cinds... seems you and Mr C only had one of the 'family' visit hehe
I know! It was the 30 minute break after 8 hours work that I recognised :wink:
You know perfectly well I have been. 
I see this is really a jokey thread but to those who've experienced abduction it wasn't that for them.
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
I see this is really a jokey thread but to those who've experienced abduction it wasn't that for them.
I did start out as a serious idea , but I think within 2 posts (mine) it had descended into humour!
It's no laughing matter when you've seen the dark side of Abell 1835 IR1916 
The stories I could tell 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It's no laughing matter when you've seen the dark side of Abell 1835 IR1916
The stories I could tell
Ouch! That is quite a distance!
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
You know perfectly well I have been.
that wasnt abduction!
that was you visiting relatives on the mothership
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It's no laughing matter when you've seen the dark side of Abell 1835 IR1916
The stories I could tell
Sounds bad. Did they... mess with you? 
Originally Posted by Baz:
I've never been abducted by aliens , but the money in my purse is regularly abducted !! 
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
I see this is really a jokey thread but to those who've experienced abduction it wasn't that for them.
Does this mean, either you, or some one you know believes they have been abducted by aliens?
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
I see this is really a jokey thread but to those who've experienced abduction it wasn't that for them.
True dat 
Wait a minute...I've never abducted anybody! Us aliens have better things to think about:
