Lauren is hilarious.

Like a doddering old house maid swilling in gin.

Can't she tell the tea is spilling everywhere?

She must always do it as the others had picked up on it, the trail of tea on the floor was what got me  and then she was going to take the cup Back inside with her, I can just see her face when she eventually sat down looked in the cup and it being empty 

I can only shudder at what her house must look like

I'm sure it was shown somewhere once and it looked a tip, she might have tweeted a picture I can't really remember where I saw it but there was a lot of cats 

3.40pm: Lauren and Carol are bonding over jewellery, despite an earlier drink spillage from Lauren which infuriated Carol.

Charles Hawtrey doing Lauren Harries

Thanks 

I wonder if she has some form of dysphraxia...?

 She has.

Lauren and Mario had a long bonding convo last night when they were in bed...Carol was in the DR so no interruptions from her. It was all very relaxed and the most normal of all the convo's I've heard in the house. I've seen a lot of cruel comments about Lauren which probably happens in her rl as well whether she hears them or not.

^^^^^ this. I don't feel so lonely now. 

it's an insight into how Lauren must feel isn't it

dont mean this to be  rude or anything but does she have vitiligo?? very odd skin

It does look like she has vitiligo, or something similar.

not had many breaks in life has she? 

Nope. She also has scoliosis - and those deluded charlatans (imo) as parents, to contend with.

Did you see her tip 1/2 a glass of Orange juice down her own back while fixing her headphones in the secret house?

 Mario's face was a picture, I wonder how many times a day she does things like this

She will be terrible once she gets to her 60s

Not terrible, but very lonely, just like the rest of her life.