We're basically fecked.
And I usually charge for dem 
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I likes a good parable on a Sunday, I do
Thanks velvet 
Don't play mind games with a Commander in the Salvation Army.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep you there
Originally Posted by erinp:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep you there
Brilliant Erin 
You grind my gears.
Have you cracked a joke yet?
me??
or me??
Originally Posted by erinp:
me??
Don't feckin wind me up 
Of course not you
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
me??
Don't feckin wind me up
Of course not you
not trying to wind you up
I know your not 
We are 10% lost in translation.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
I'm Viewpark and you're North Lodge
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
I'm Viewpark and you're North Lodge
Are you from Viewpark then
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
I'm Viewpark and you're North Lodge
Are you from Viewpark then
I went to Tunny.
or
Tannochside Primary 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
I'm Viewpark and you're North Lodge
Are you from Viewpark then
I went to Tunny.
or
Tannochside Primary
I know that school
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know your not
We are 10% lost in translation.
nothing new then
I'm Viewpark and you're North Lodge
Are you from Viewpark then
I went to Tunny.
or
Tannochside Primary
I know that school
Fought you might.
Originally Posted by erinp:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep you there
Hi sprout ^^^^ love it
