Brace yourself for the barrage of hate Crunchy...

What? That dirty little slapper??

 

*walks out*

Nurse!!!

When I first seen her I thought errr nar I don't know where she's been. I still don't know where she's been, but theres something really hot about her, dirty but hot. i guess i just think she'd be a bundle of fun!

 

Reminds me a bit of Christina Aguillerra !

Only dirtier.

She's a vile, desperate wannabe

To me, she'll always be "The Illustrated Mum"...

Have you had a bang on the head, Crunchy?

Already go to specsavers thanks, Jen

Honestly, I wouldn't take her home to meet the parents. I just fancy her, that's all.

I've been thinking about her and I honestly think she'd ruin me and I'd need about 2 weeks to recover from a night with her.

 

I have a mate who I consider to have very good taste in women, they are always classy and well presented, educated and not in your face.

 

He recently declared he really fancied Jordan.

 

I was gobsmacked to say the least.

Rough trade..

a bit rough around the edges maybe... but as hot as hell!

Yeah you have girls who are girlfriend material, who you'd want to spend time with etc, but then there's certain girls who you know are just wrong for you and not what you'd want as a girlfriend/wife, but you fancy like mad and want her to so rude things to you.
I fancy Sallie. I just can't help it. At least with her going she'll be in NUTS or ZOO magazine sooner

got it cold sweat. Hit the nail on the head there mate!

It'd save spoiling a good 'un.

Must admit I wasn't keen on the ink, but now I think it's fit. She is fit.

Fik.

Get to Specsavers Crunchy

Every time I see her on something I think oh god you're rough, but then I find myself thinking about the things I'd like her to do to me. I bet she'd absolutely ruin me... and it would be fantastic!!

Not for me, gents.  Wouldn't touch her with yours!

Still not seeing the attraction!!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs...orca-exit-house.html

Me neither.

 

She couldnae pay me.