I didn't really think i was ready for a care home till I started reading this thread. Now I'm 
Someone just tell me where to go (not in that way) tomorrow please!
Hopefully someone who has a sensible grasp of BB matters will do that tomorrow Kaffers.
We'd better hide that teapot then!
What teapot?
Exactly, Watson 
'Tis done, not as suggested in the op but as I suggested in my 'Hang on' post.
Main thing is that the LF thread is 3rd in the order.
Hope no-one got sea-sick. 
don't let cosi hide that teapot - we'll never find it again!
On that note - I'm off to bed.. if I can remember the way...
What teapot (ÂĐXochi), Kaffers? 
What teapot (ÂĐXochi), Kaffers?
Ah right *taps nose* what teapot? 
'Tis done, not as suggested in the op but as I suggested in my 'Hang on' post.
Main thing is that the LF thread is 3rd in the order.
Hope no-one got sea-sick.
don't let cosi hide that teapot - we'll never find it again!
On that note - I'm off to bed.. if I can remember the way...
Not to worry, I'm sure that that's one of the last things to go! 
Gawd! it's like Turkey in here.
Now clear off before I get the water cannon...
Go on.. shoooooo.. back to your threads!
Gawd! it's like Turkey in here.
Now clear off before I get the water cannon...
Go on.. shoooooo.. back to your threads!
i love everyone
i love everyone
we love you back
i love everyone
we love you back
if i had 3 sheets they would be to the wind
and i cant get in the toilet as the household all seem to want a shower
one after the other
no-one is letting me in
but i have a secret weapon
the garden
i love everyone
Yeah, yeah.... you just want dibs on that (non-existent, don't mention it) teapot 
i love everyone
we love you back
if i had 3 sheets they would be to the wind
and i cant get in the toilet as the household all seem to want a shower
one after the other
no-one is letting me in
but i have a secret weapon
the garden
I love you too, Pirate.
i love everyone
we love you back
if i had 3 sheets they would be to the wind
and i cant get in the toilet as the household all seem to want a shower
one after the other
no-one is letting me in
but i have a secret weapon
the garden
you might need this then
you might need this then
*snigger*
i love everyone
Yeah, yeah.... you just want dibs on that (non-existent, don't mention it) teapot
what teapot?
i love teapots
i do
real tea and a strainer
i used to work in a gaybar and my till was always correct
so after shift for a treat my gaffer who was a 100yrs old used to make me a pot of tea
i used to drink it - the whole lot
kiss the man who looked like frankie howard, on the cheek (face cheek)
he'd pay for my taxi
i'd go home to the missus
i was cute in them days
Pssst... just 'cos you were cute, you can have a quick butcher's at the non existent tea pot.
Gin's Mum's the word; you ain't seen it, right?
Pssst... just 'cos you were cute, you can have a quick butcher's at the non existent tea pot.
Gin's Mum's the word; you ain't seen it, right?
What teapot?!
Precisely, Sherlock; what teapot indeed 
Precisely, Sherlock; what teapot indeed
Thank you Mrs Watson. 
