its 999 Jemima - to call Dan 26.06.13

the first big row,
it was ground breaking,
over the house it did plow,
pure entertainment it was making.
what was the cause,
who pulled the trigger,
are the emergency service on pause,
are C-I-D having a hidden sniger.
Jemima is crazy,
not the full shilling,
while Dan is not tactical lazy,
he deliberately let lose and gave a good filling.
both in my eyes are faulty,
but i won't dial 999 for eviction,
this is a move that's naughty,
because we need both to cause friction.