rabbit rabbit rabbit yak yak rabbit rabbit 

You are the Easter Bunny and I claim my creme egg.

Cue Chas 'n Dave knees up, yay!

*bunny, bunny, jabber, jabber*

so you scuttled off 

You must be hopping mad with that diagnosis

What is it with you about eggs tonight?! 

Hared off into the long grass. 

One teeny weeny mention of...

Gram Parsons.

Oooh, I see what you did there you clever thing

Dunno..!  Think me brains are a bit scrambled tbh

Nah, you're way more hard-boiled than that. 

But the brains have been poached....if you ask me!

i know those symptoms - did you say to the doc ' I can never make my mind up between having cheese on toast/egg on toast or a toasted bacon sarnie for my breakfast so sometimes I have all three'.

And he said ...........you've got mixingmetoasties

A couple were on the road to the beach for a vacation when a rabbit ran out into the road.
Thu-thump!
The the girlfriend was driving and she shrieked, pulling over to 'see if it's okay.'
"Just settle down sweetheart, it'll be okay."
"But it's dead!" she sobbed.
"Nah, get me your toiletries bag, we've got just the thing."
She opened the trunk and handed him the bag of toiletries. He pulled out a bottle and squeezed a few drops onto the poor rabbit. Much to her surprise, the bunny got up, shook itself off, and hopped away. Then it turned around and shook its paw at the two. It hopped another few yards and turned around again, shaking it's paw once more. It continued this way until it was out of sight.
"What the hell did you do?!" she squeaked.
"Your shampoo! It says 'Restores damaged hare and adds permanent wave.'"

A rabbit walked into a bar and said to the bar man "got any carrots" the bar man said "sorry mate no"the next day the rabbit went into the bar again and said "got any carrots" the bar man said "no" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any carrots" the bar man said "NO" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any carrots" and the bar man said "this is your last warning not to ask again NOOOOO" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said got any carrots" the bar man said "ask again I will pin your ears to the floor" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any pins" the bar man said "no" the rabbit said "good, got any carrots then

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit.
After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit.
Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The Bear looks at the Rabbit, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff, shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Rabbit, the Giraffe and the Elephant.
After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little ****** really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"

 Boom Boom