And some wine and the finest cigars!
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Take your pick Velvet 
I don't smoke.
I was kidding 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I don't smoke.
I was kidding
It's OK, they are all chocolate 
I smoke 
But not cigars 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I smoke But not cigars
You've been smokin for ages 
My dad used to smoke cigars and he made a proper ritual of all the choosing and cutting and puffing. Then he had a heart attack and all his little pleasures were taken away.
I've missed the brief, haven't I? This is not levity. Velvet 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I smoke But not cigars
You've been smokin for ages
Hot damn, you bet your sweet bibby, Velvet 
*ignores EC's post 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I smoke But not cigars
You've been smokin for ages
Hot damn, you bet your sweet bibby, Velvet
*ignores EC's post
Was not directed to you Cosmo - just been googling unusual smoking pictures looking for funnies 
Bloke walks into a bar and a peanut in a dish on the counter starts talking to him. Bemused, the bloke thinks the beer must be too strong for him but carries on drinking. Again, the peanut speaks "Hey, you look real good, man"
The bloke decides it's time to go to the bathroom.
On his way back he passes a cigarette machine.
"You loser" screams the machine, "go screw yourself"
The bloke is truly shocked and decides to ask the barman what the hell's going on.
"It's simple" says the barman, "the nuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order"
I'll get me coat.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I smoke But not cigars
You've been smokin for ages
Hot damn, you bet your sweet bibby, Velvet
*ignores EC's post
Was not directed to you Cosmo - just been googling unusual smoking pictures looking for funnies
S'ok, I recognised the lippy
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Bloke walks into a bar and a peanut in a dish on the counter starts talking to him. Bemused, the bloke thinks the beer must be too strong for him but carries on drinking. Again, the peanut speaks "Hey, you look real good, man"
The bloke decides it's time to go to the bathroom.
On his way back he passes a cigarette machine.
"You loser" screams the machine, "go screw yourself"
The bloke is truly shocked and decides to ask the barman what the hell's going on.
"It's simple" says the barman, "the nuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order"
I'll get me coat.
I got mine.
And it was white
Still..no bad
I shouldnae laff though.
It ages me and anti-wrinkle cream's no cheap.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Bloke walks into a bar and a peanut in a dish on the counter starts talking to him. Bemused, the bloke thinks the beer must be too strong for him but carries on drinking. Again, the peanut speaks "Hey, you look real good, man"
The bloke decides it's time to go to the bathroom.
On his way back he passes a cigarette machine.
"You loser" screams the machine, "go screw yourself"
The bloke is truly shocked and decides to ask the barman what the hell's going on.
"It's simple" says the barman, "the nuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order"
I'll get me coat.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
But I really am knackered now. See you the morra.
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
But I really am knackered now. See you the morra.
I'm off too Xochs The morra it is
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
But I really am knackered now. See you the morra.
Hahaha! 'The morra' - Xochi's Scoteeshness is coming on a treat! Love it!
I got to the word glaswegian and then..... gone .
