Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Nigella was an in joke.
Evening Xochs 
As if she would. 
I know. 
Evenin' donks. Loving your last night work btw. You really should publish.
I know.
I've got an interview with The Angling Times next week so fingers crossed 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I know.
I've got an interview with The Angling Times next week so fingers crossed
Keep your flies safe! 
Originally Posted by Saint:
I'm looking forward to the day when Nigella is stirring something vigorously and says,
"Ooh - i seem to have splashed some on my t*ts"
That wud be epic
Filthy and a good cook - as wimmin shud be 
Originally Posted by Saint:
Filthy and a good cook - as wimmin shud be
Hygiene is very important in the kitchen.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Filthy and a good cook - as wimmin shud be
Hygiene is very important in the kitchen.
She cud slap her baps in me face any day
Undercooked or gluten free ... i'm easy
Originally Posted by Saint:
She cud slap her baps in me face any day
Undercooked or gluten free ... i'm desperate
Hey !!!
So we arrive at the crux.
The altar of discontent.
Originally Posted by Saint:
Hey !!!
Only kidding.
She is rather a 'dish' for the older lady 
Originally Posted by Saint:
She cud slap her baps in me face any day
Undercooked or gluten free ... i'm easy
Lol at the turn this thread has taken
I ate leftover cold duck tonight, nom nom nom nom nom!
I ate leftover cold duck tonight, nom nom nom nom nom!