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<dl><dt>Daily Forecast</dt><dd>Traditional folklore tells us that if we ever wish to motivate a donkey, we should employ both a carrot and a stick. Apparently, both devices are required. If the creature is only driven by fear or attracted by an incentive, it won't respond as reliably. So here, in honour of the lunar eclipse, is today's most important question. Are you a donkey? Of course not! Nor is someone else in your life who is currently proving reluctant to co-operate with a plan. Put all thought of the stick aside, then just follow what inspires you. The partial lunar eclipse is a chance to 'reboot' your life. Give me your birth details and I will draw up a personal chart that will help you make a new beginning. And until April 28th there's a 20% discount. Get yours here!</dd></dl>
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