this idiot is playing with fire 

I'm sure there aren't Rice Crispies in N. Korea. And what the feck does a 'black' alert mean?  A red alert would be much more appropriate I'd have thought. 

Jonny Cash?

It's the anniversary of his fathers death, he's been getting more and more of an idiot as the past few weeks have gone by. Btw can only read 1/2 the title so hope I'm not totally OT

Nope. You lost me again. 

Are you a double agent?

The title says 'North Korea goes on black alert' Jen. What does yours say?

I dunno where I am after the last series of the New Avengers.

 

 

Nope. Just a cynic. 

I'm probably a double agent for Norway.

Just cuts off at blac... Cochin. It's coz I'm on my phone

The secrets I could tell.

Cushtie. 

That made no sense at all Jen! 

It makes perfect sense and Jen wins a snaffle under the 49th parallel rule.

In a parallel thread perhaps. 

Actually, "Black Alert" is usually the lowest crisis level: assuming you don't count "White Alert" which means - uh - there isn't a crisis and everything's stable.

In the UK, we used to have the "BIKINI" state (no jokes, please), and its alert states in increasing order of severity were:

Black, Black Special, Amber, Red

(I've got a feeling that "Black Alpha" was sometimes used instead of "Black Special".)

He's making it up as he goes along  

Sorry my phone auto corrected xochi to Cochin up there lol

Saw some rare pics that have been smuggled out of north Korea by brave dissidents,poor kids literally by the roadsides  starving to death etc."Prisoners"being forced marched to pick up rocks etc.Notice that fat bugger in charge  Isn't wasting away..

Johnny Cash was also dubbed 'The Man in Black'.

I think 'Cochin' is supposed to say Xochie, Her fingers and keys are not in agreement.

He plays this 24/7.

 

And tbh I don't blame him..

 

North Korea has been redefining the term "basket case" for years now.

I've always been fascinated by "night maps" (which show how urban and industrial areas are lit-up at night). See if you can spot Pyongyang in this one. Bonus points if you can spot North Korea's 2nd-largest city, Hamhung...

 

And I thought I was cryptic.

You realise this is the first.

 

That's Marley in the background.

Recognised sample.

 

Scientist and Prince Jammy are all over it.

My kindle changes Xochie to cochin as well 

It's alright. Psy is releasing a new song, North Korea will calm down now.

 

Stay safe though Rawky