It's pretty pissed to firm.
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I quite like firmly pissed meself 
Ideal ground for Thundering Surf.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I quite like firmly pissed meself
that's where I am heading 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I quite like firmly pissed meself
that's where I am heading
Heading? I think that's where you started! 
We should chip in and buy a horse on here
Summit three legged and send it to Cecil.
Next thing we'll be rationing electricity.
Or we'll have a runner in the St James Palace Stks.
Bagsy you're the jockey, Velvet.
What colour silks do you fancy?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I quite like firmly pissed meself
that's where I am heading
Heading? I think that's where you started!
I think you might be correct 
Got the Maltese Cross registered.
Fell at the first at Plumpton.
Hughesy 
Lester Piggots bastard offspring side on.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Got the Maltese Cross registered.
Fell at the first at Plumpton.
Hughesy
Lester Piggots bastard offspring side on.
I bought my great dane from a breeder in Plumpton.
He'd have thrown Lester into Beechers no bother.