Silly apps for your phone - as if we don't waste enough of our time

1) Hold the button: More than 250,000 users  have downloaded this game. To play you hold down a button on your phone for as  long as possible... and that's it.

2) Know your death date: Quite a morbid application that works out when you're likely to pop your clogs based on entered data. It even gives you a countdown. Nice.

3) Touch Train: A game where you try and  touch a target just a pixel across. Your chances of succeeding are 1 in  153,000.

4) Atomic fart: Can play more than 30  different fart noises and includes a timer so you can leave before your phone  lets one rip. Funny if you're a seven year old boy...

5) 101 burps: Does what it says on the tin.  Burps include 'wet belches', 'baby burps' and 'soda burp.'

6) 101 pickups: Including gems such as 'You  are so beautiful you give the sun a reason to shine.' This app is guaranteed to  have you going home alone.

7) Cupcake 'o' cupcake: Lets you design and  decorate your own virtual cupcake. A cake you can't eat? Why  bother?

8) Lucky number: Generates a set of lottery  numbers for you. Have they never heard of lucky dip?

9) Rotary telephone: Turns your iPhone  screen into a classic rotary dial telephone. For those who want to spend four  times as long calling someone.

10) Cow toss: Toss  the cow and watch it fly off into 3D space