We caught the last bit of Master Chef tonight. Mrs Jer was in a particularly giggly mood. The chick who had too much honey in her salza and the subsequent issue with Bacon Lard-ons finished her off. Chez Joe rocked to the sounds of uncontrolled laughter.

CHICK?! Get Mrs Jer to give you a proper slap on the hand!   Some folk will never learn. 

In my own defence Judith never complains when I use the term "gadjie!" Once again, it's one law for Central American deities and one for us humble horny handed sons of toil.

That's because I thought it meant an affectionate term for a certain sort of friendly lady. I've now googled.  Deity or horny handed son, sort yourself out! 

It's a lerkal term for "bloke!"

Fair doos!  But its not described like that online.  Let's leave this disagreement at Watford Gap then. 

I haven't looked (in fact I daren't look now) online, but trust me, it's lerkal. If you ever look on our footie forum you will see it's a popleer term for the male of the species.

I always trusted you anyway Carport. And that's why I'm still cross you used 'chick'!  And the loop continues! 

 

calm down toots.

Hahahaha! You think this is a row?! Nothing of the sort Mr Gold.   Unless you used the term 'chick' to explain anything other than a new-born chicken. 

 

Okay sweetcheeks. 

Ah! I just realised your post-modern irony!  Hell, whatever! Great song upcoming! 

 

On a positive note! At least the Fascist Grammar Police did not make an appearance and berate one for misspelling "salsa!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it and I got ya numba Mr Gold. 

Is that mis-spelt?  Please inform me before I am similarly berated!  

No! I earlier used the term "salza!"

It will probably worry you I used to be a proofreader. I am clearly past my use-by date. 

*cough cough cough blush etc* 

 

Ooops! That went a bit O/T! Apologies FMs. 

I are also a proofreader. I always read Mrs Jer's texts. There is also a gadje over the green who writes travel books, I do his too. Then Mrs Jer and he read each other's. Not only does m'partner read my feeble efforts but she occasionally takes over.

Anyway, that concludes the night's entertainment! Sleep well Judith.

Love to know this gadje's writing then. 

Edit function failure!  You and me and Mrs Jer should start a business then! 

And apologies to Enthusibitlities for taking your thread o/t. 

It did not have any wheels! We developed it.

 

I braved them EC  .....

 

Nigella for me any day rather than the obnoxious Ramsey 

 

I assume you were searching for creative recipes 

 

 

Someone at work with an iPad showed them and emailed the links to all of us. I can't view YouTube at work, so watch them at home. So I have no excuse that I was looking for recipe inspiration!! 

 

But I do quite like Nigella...

 

The earlier part of the night was taken up with coronation street and Broadchurch on catchup. However we managed to catch about 40 mins of Masterchef. I'm still at a loss to know why Mrs Jer finds it so amusing.

Just so you are aware GJ (as I think you don't see everything on your phone) this thread has nothing to do with Masterchef and lots to do with someone cutting up Nigella programmes to make her say naughty sentences!!

 

I am now on m'PC so I see what you mean. Sorry!

No need to apologise GJ