20!!! She's 20 today!!! 
No longer a teenager... pretty much an adult !
She's coming home for the weekend.. she arrives mid afternoon... sooooooo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY GIRL!!!! 
&
HAPPY EMPTY WOMB DAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 
(hey.. twas me that did all the hard work 20 years ago! 
)
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Happy Birthday lil Ditty 
and Happy empty womb day mummy Ditty
I am undecided whether Empty Womb Day.. or Shredded Nethers Day.. is most appropriate 
Happy Birthday Ickle.
(ditty the real celebration is three days later on 'oh my god where did these tits come from' day)
I am undecided whether Empty Womb Day.. or Shredded Nethers Day.. is most appropriate
Happy Birthday Ickle.
(ditty the real celebration is three days later on 'oh my god where did these tits come from' day)
oh no it wasn't! I went from normally well endowed to two ready to explode red hot melons on me chest!
red hot melons that had a mind of their own & shot to kill... at bizarre & inconvenient times
awwwww.... poor baby...
her birthday thread has a theme of post partum horror stories!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
No more than she deserves!!!
They need to know what we went through to get them here
Many happies, notsoIcklenow! Have a great day - and can we all please take a moment to respect Ditty's tattered nethers and red hot melons.
Hope you have a great day, Ickle,
Happy Empty Womb day, Ditty.
Many happies, notsoIcklenow! Have a great day - and can we all please take a moment to respect Ditty's tattered nethers and red hot melons.
"lights a candle"
Have a lovely birthday Ickle Dit
I hope you have a magical day and get lots of cake! Very good luck that your 21st will fall on a Saturday next year Happy Birthday Ickle Have a fab one Loving the cat cake Suzy!
Many happies, notsoIcklenow! Have a great day - and can we all please take a moment to respect Ditty's tattered nethers and red hot melons.
Many happies, notsoIcklenow! Have a great day - and can we all please take a moment to respect Ditty's tattered nethers and red hot melons.
Many happies, notsoIcklenow! Have a great day - and can we all please take a moment to respect Ditty's tattered nethers and red hot melons.
"lights a candle"
INDEED!!!!
Have a lovely birthday Ickle Dit
arghhhhhhhh!
I KNEW I'd forgotten something... CAKE!!!!!!
*flies back out of the house again*
Ahhhh see Ditty I went from a 34b to red hot melons, I didn't care that they were red hit and painful, I had boobs, big big boobs.
Hey Jen at least we've stayed north and comparing boobage, we could have moved south and the tattered nethers.
Ickle. Many congrats on your 20th.
Happy Birthday Ickle
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICKLE!
A grown up cake for a grown up baby girl!
Happy Red Hot Melon day Ditty 
*refuses to google shredded nethers cakes*
*refuses to google shredded nethers cakes*
*refuses to google shredded nethers cakes*
Hahahaha - I just did and this thread came out top!!
Happy birthday Ickle ... have a great one
Happy Birthday Ickle, hope its been a fabulous day 
Hahahaha - I just did and this thread came out top!!
Oooooh.....we're almost famous!
Ditty's red hot melons will come in useful at all those movie premieres. 
Happy Birthday Ickle Welcome to your 20's
Hope you're having a very Happy Birthday IckleGrown up Ditty...this is a present for you but I guess that your mum might appreciate it too, so as you stop nicking her stuff!
Ickle will come in here (on my lappy) tomorrow & convey her gratitude ... we're a bit pissed right now (the theme of this birthday was MOJITO's... bleedin strong ones )
My breasts, my nethers, myself & the product of my loins thank you all!
(she's not impressed... my breasts have gatecrashed her birthday thread )
Hope you had a great 20th Ickle!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YAAAH
OMG! Sorry AdultDitty! Happy Belated Birthday luvvie.
I can somehow imagine this is how you were greeted by IckleKitten though!
OMG! Sorry AdultDitty! Happy Belated Birthday luvvie.
I can somehow imagine this is how you were greeted by IckleKitten though!
Awwwwwww - too cute ^^^^^
