That's the stuff that scares me!

What do your colleagues think about this, Rawks? Is is all just breast beating, or something more serious?

Odd that few of us seem to give a shit about inpending nuclear meltdown

You must be a bit younger than some then. I guess you never read the nuclear bomb safety advice back in the day Saint!.  

 

A cupboard under the stairs is apparently your best option in the event of a nuclear attack! 

 . . . and relax

You do have a cupboard under the stairs, yeah? 

For one - yes

 

Do i throw mum and dad into the wheelie bin?

Obvs! 

Well i am young and they've had a good innings . . . so thats sorted

 

I can relax now

You appear to relax quite a bit. Are you sure your parents don't think you have done too much of that? 

Duck on water - don't you worry

I won't.  

 

Poor lil pumpkins beak saved the day

except... when you come out you'll be in a post apocalyptic world fighting off zombies all the time.

 

 

Oh nooooooooo

 

Although them on The Walking Dead have fun

on the plus side though Rents... you'll more than likely get laid.

OMG *ignores that*

I don't think you need to concern yer bit selves about this situation at all. No! If you want something to worry about then take a quick update on China v Japan. Sleep well me impressionable chums!

The threat came 24 hours after North Korea said it would proceed with a "high-level" nuclear test in a move aimed at "arch-enemy" the US.

I didn't know they could watch Celebrity Big Brother over there.

You forgot the bit about painting all the windows white - in the space of 4 minutes of course.  Hope your house isn't too big