It's not easy, is it?
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Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.
Dublin....
Buy a double decker and take the wheels off. 
Originally Posted by stonks:
Dublin....
They're out to get me stonksy
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.
I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....
Hotel Villa de Benedorm
plenty of Cliff Richard choons and many others every afternoon - local *coughcough*talent to keep you company and booze till you drop - outta the hotel try the Red Barrel - everything you want decanted into wine bottles with a coded inventory of what your bottles contain 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Buy a double decker and take the wheels off.
The wheels are already off me dear
And I prefer crunchies.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Caribbean 
The Barbados security was too tight
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Hotel Villa de Benedorm
plenty of Cliff Richard choons and many others every afternoon - local *coughcough*talent to keep you company and booze till you drop - outta the hotel try the Red Barrel - everything you want decanted into wine bottles with a coded inventory of what your bottles contain
I'm not doing it for ITV 2 MrsH
Bournemouth - its swilling in gin 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.
I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....
Been to Bournemouth
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.
I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....
Me too Syd ... I don't want you to think I'm not trying to help Velvet
(but Cliff??!!)
Originally Posted by Saint:
Bournemouth - its swilling in gin
Dinnae tell me 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.
I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....
Me too Syd ... I don't want you to think I'm not trying to help Velvet
(but Cliff??!!)
I thought Syd was alluding to Canford Cliffs
I couldn't get out there fast enuff.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'm not doing it for ITV 2 MrsH
believe me there was no TV involved when I happened on this place
Eurovision Song contest weekend... it's in Finland, you'll have a barrel of laughs
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Eurovision Song contest weekend... it's in Finland, you'll have a barrel of laughs
The Fins are humourless Damsel
Got arrested twice for staring.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
The Fins are humourless Damsel
Got arrested twice for staring.
I know Velvet..but just think what a good time you will think you're having amongst the the Finns, you'll be the only happy one 
She could be a double agent.
But I don't rise to Daniel O'Donnell fans 
ÂĢ300 that filling cost me.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Dublin....
They're out to get me stonksy
Just tell them your here to see Danial O'Donnell and they'll be fine..
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Dublin....
They're out to get me stonksy
Just tell them your here to see Danial O'Donnell and they'll be fine..
I'd need Louis Walsh security
Including the gents fireman's practice 
Portugal's Algarve: Five-star luxury and singing the praises of Cliff Richard's wine
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There you go Velvet, sorted.....
Originally Posted by Syd:
Portugal's Algarve: Five-star luxury and singing the praises of Cliff Richard's wine
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There you go Velvet, sorted.....
Cheers Sydney
That's exactly where my one bed villa is
Sorted
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Portugal's Algarve: Five-star luxury and singing the praises of Cliff Richard's wine
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There you go Velvet, sorted.....
Cheers Sydney
That's exactly where my one bed villa is
Sorted
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Portugal's Algarve: Five-star luxury and singing the praises of Cliff Richard's wine
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There you go Velvet, sorted.....
Cheers Sydney
That's exactly where my one bed villa is
Sorted
I suspect that we are taking separate holidays this year.
Go on a cruise
I wonder how a Cliff Richard fetish manifests itself. Getting embarrassing trouser bulges in the WH Smith's calendar section? Hiding Cliff records under the bed. The urge to be constantly wired for sound and getting off on wearing roller skates? Getting turned on by people talking about Jesus? Asking your girlfriend to dress up as a doll and if you can lock her up in a trunk just in case a big hunk tries to steal her away from you?