She's on my tellybox right now , in ill fitting leather jeans, so she looks like an overweight hooker, from the waist down, and that ferocious lesbian bird who always got picked first for the gym team, from the neck up.
Given their (the Beeb's) bad investments, i.e. Toss, Brucie, Dawson, Littlewood etc., it's actually quite nice to see someone who has a fully functioning brain.
It did take me a while to warm to her though.
I switched the tv on earlier today and there she was! walking about in a red suit, She's always there...
only if you switch on BBC
I think she is stalking me...