Skip to main content

Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

She's on my tellybox right now , in ill fitting leather jeans, so she looks like an overweight hooker, from the waist down,  and that ferocious lesbian bird who always got picked first for  the gym team, from the neck up.

Given their (the Beeb's) bad investments, i.e. Toss, Brucie, Dawson, Littlewood etc., it's actually quite nice to see someone who has a fully functioning brain.

It did take me a while to warm to her though.

I switched the tv on earlier today and there she was! walking about in a red suit, She's always there...

only if you switch on BBC

I  think she is stalking me...

jacksonb
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

She's on my tellybox right now , in ill fitting leather jeans, so she looks like an overweight hooker, from the waist down,  and that ferocious lesbian bird who always got picked first for  the gym team, from the neck up.

Given their (the Beeb's) bad investments, i.e. Toss, Brucie, Dawson, Littlewood etc., it's actually quite nice to see someone who has a fully functioning brain.

It did take me a while to warm to her though.

I switched the tv on earlier today and there she was! walking about in a red suit, She's always there...

only if you switch on BBC

I  think she is stalking me...

FM
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

She's on my tellybox right now , in ill fitting leather jeans, so she looks like an overweight hooker, from the waist down,  and that ferocious lesbian bird who always got picked first for  the gym team, from the neck up.

Given their (the Beeb's) bad investments, i.e. Toss, Brucie, Dawson, Littlewood etc., it's actually quite nice to see someone who has a fully functioning brain.

It did take me a while to warm to her though.

I switched the tv on earlier today and there she was! walking about in a red suit, She's always there...

You sure that wasn't Santa, Mildred?

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:

She's on my tellybox right now , in ill fitting leather jeans, so she looks like an overweight hooker, from the waist down,  and that ferocious lesbian bird who always got picked first for  the gym team, from the neck up.

Given their (the Beeb's) bad investments, i.e. Toss, Brucie, Dawson, Littlewood etc., it's actually quite nice to see someone who has a fully functioning brain.

It did take me a while to warm to her though.

I switched the tv on earlier today and there she was! walking about in a red suit, She's always there...

only if you switch on BBC

I  think she is stalking me...

She's probably hormonal...

Kaffs

Add Reply

×
×
×
×
Link copied to your clipboard.
×
×