Depends what the problem is, Sainty.

I get mine free cause i'm diabetic so cant help Sainty 

You is determine to find out int you? 

Yes you can - ya just lazy

Noooooooooooooo! I don't want to know - honestly!

I was just thinking if you phoned them about something really trivial, they might not be too pleased.

  ? *runsssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Heh heh jokin' ya soft sod

Good job too 

Soozy     I really want to know what's going on in your head.... is that mushrooms?   We talking fungus here?  

If it's not essential I don't think you will be able to get a PPC.

I'm not sure why you'd want to repeatedly take medication you don't 'need'.

I'm confused about this as well

Well y'see i'm a complicated little bastid

A bit like Heathcliff

This guy?

Yes i mean no !!

i read through all this thread to discover saints "little problem" and still no wiser! 

I think he's winding us up.

He knows how nosey we I am

I think you might have hit the nail on the head there Machel.  'Little problem' & this is why the pills he wants aren't available on the NHS 

Mr. Nudge is fine i'll have you know

Mr Nudge..............    

oh mr nudge

he wont budge

buy a pill

then he will   

Dear oh dear - how long did that take?

not very long!

Who gives their genitals names?

From now on my vagina will be known as Sheila.

JESUS CHRIST - i had a mouthful of food!!!

That's what I've heard too 

Is it from down under?   Boom tish!

Nothing called Mr Nudge could ever be described as fine btw  - unless it's a character in a kid's book.

NSPCC calling you any day soon

Yeah ...... bush country 

Feel ill all of a sudden

Scrub....or lush undergrowth?

The outback I think.

Does Sheila have wheels though?