I think you should wear it on your bum ditty.
Then you can do that 'shove your butt out and put a finger in your mouth and look alluringly over one shoulder.....'
Hmm... it's just me, isn't it?
that's a very vivid picture you painted there Jackson 
This year my festive tipple is going to be "dirty martini's"... if I knock back enough of them I may well do the woolly rose bum with sex face photoshoot! 
Remember to put those pics up here, Ditts!
*worries about JB*
Ditts. It could be a cashmere rose............
that's just posh wool! Don't you try to posh up my woolly rose!
Filth!
I think you should put the photo on here from FB of you wearing it
Well, it's "different", Ditty.
BTW, how big is it, it looks huge in the pics?
I think you should put the photo on here from FB of you wearing it
hahahaha.... that is my daughter wearing it "there" 
far too uncouth for me 
Well, it's "different", Ditty.
BTW, how big is it, it looks huge in the pics?
its massive!
If that was brown instead of grey it would look like a wooly turd!!
When I saw the first pic, I thought it was a pile of poo.
Well.. no bonus.. but you know what?
I don't actually care... I have enough money to afford the presents I want to get everyone, the food I want to feed everyone & the drink I want to get slaughtered
My lot, my extended family, my pets & most importantly me Mum are all here and right now, are well & happy!
Can't really ask for more than that!!!
(this thankful for what we have mood of mine is partially down to a little reminder in the form of a minor mum crisis earlier - she had a mahoosive nose bleed, which is cos of the heparin injections she is having to have daily to break down the blood clots in her lungs - a side effect of the chemo annialating the cancer cells! The nose bleed was not a serious issue... just a bit visually scary! But hey ho! We're grateful for it all right now - Life Is Good!)
Still ain't loving the woolly rose though 
I admire your positivity Ditty....... but, they're really taking the p
I admire your positivity Ditty....... but, they're really taking the p
I know... but I don't care.
I did get a very very generous pay rise a couple of months ago... meaning I get the equivalent of last years christmas bonus every single month!
and... I like my job... it fits in with school runs (jobs that do that are like gold dust)... its flexible... nice environment... interesting work without any stress...
Ah well that's not so bad then.... My fella's come round tonight with a v v nice malt whisky from his boss, he doesn't like whisky, I do
Ah well that's not so bad then.... My fella's come round tonight with a v v nice malt whisky from his boss, he doesn't like whisky, I do
Reeeeesult!
I did well from my boss last year... nice surprise cheque, and from his wife a nice handbag (which I am still using I like it that much)... some you win... etc etc
My last boss (bitch from hell) only got me a pressie once... twas a glass swan planting pot! 
Well.. no bonus.. but you know what?
I don't actually care... I have enough money to afford the presents I want to get everyone, the food I want to feed everyone & the drink I want to get slaughtered
My lot, my extended family, my pets & most importantly me Mum are all here and right now, are well & happy!
Can't really ask for more than that!!!
(this thankful for what we have mood of mine is partially down to a little reminder in the form of a minor mum crisis earlier - she had a mahoosive nose bleed, which is cos of the heparin injections she is having to have daily to break down the blood clots in her lungs - a side effect of the chemo annialating the cancer cells! The nose bleed was not a serious issue... just a bit visually scary! But hey ho! We're grateful for it all right now - Life Is Good!)
Scary indeed , the nosebleeds! Glad all's well though xx
Well.. no bonus.. but you know what?
I don't actually care... I have enough money to afford the presents I want to get everyone, the food I want to feed everyone & the drink I want to get slaughtered
My lot, my extended family, my pets & most importantly me Mum are all here and right now, are well & happy!
Can't really ask for more than that!!!
(this thankful for what we have mood of mine is partially down to a little reminder in the form of a minor mum crisis earlier - she had a mahoosive nose bleed, which is cos of the heparin injections she is having to have daily to break down the blood clots in her lungs - a side effect of the chemo annialating the cancer cells! The nose bleed was not a serious issue... just a bit visually scary! But hey ho! We're grateful for it all right now - Life Is Good!)
Scary indeed , the nosebleeds! Glad all's well though xx
apparently Mount Mother erupted from the face.... and the lava blood just kept on spewing out...
(she's not keen on her new nickname... Mount Mother )
!!! ! xx
ooooh errrrr.. you raise a good point there Slinkeh...
given the way my parents are like a loved up pair of teenagers, best I not address her as "Mount Mother" or it might give me Dad ideas 
*pours bleach in ears to rid orrible parental visual images*
