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A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
She tells him to select a password,
A word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
He looks at his wife and with a macho
Gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
A word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
When he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
His wife collapses with laughter and
Rolls on the floor in hysteria .
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
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Very norty
Soozy! !!
Ooof!
Plain looking nurse talking to prettier nurse:
Have you seen that Welshman in Ward 3 who is tatooed all over? I was giving him a bath this morning and I noticed he's even got LUDO tattooed on his you-know-what."
Pretty nurse: "That's not LUDO, that's LLANDUDNO."
Ooof!
Plain looking nurse talking to prettier nurse:
Have you seen that Welshman in Ward 3 who is tatooed all over? I was giving him a bath this morning and I noticed he's even got LUDO tattooed on his you-know-what."
Pretty nurse: "That's not LUDO, that's LLANDUDNO."
I know one like that .................a girl meets a Jamaican guy nude sunbathing on the beach .................she looks down and sees that he has a girls name tatooed on his penis - she says 'Who's Wendy?' - he says - you've got it wrong - it reads 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day.
Ha! I love kn*b jokes. I must have been a bloke in a former life
If we're doing knob jokes .................
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
>
> For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
> slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help
> from the factory psychologist.
>
> After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead
> and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
>
> The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became
> alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
> confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
> He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and
> he was immediately fired.
>
> Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
> pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She
> looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
>
> Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."