Re: Such a sweet story

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Soozy Woo

It's a copy and paste job - doesn't always come out in the first post. I'll do it below

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Soozy WooMember

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

11/27/125:15 AM

Former Member

Heh heh that was funny Soozy it reminds me of The Two Ronnies type of humour.

11/27/125:50 AM

Former Member

read this on FB a couple of days ago makes me smile every time I read it

11/27/125:57 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Very good

But don't ever mess with the extra strong mints, they're menthol.

11/27/126:02 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Cinds:

Very good

But don't ever mess with the extra strong mints, they're menthol.

11/27/126:20 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

11/27/127:26 AM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

11/27/127:40 AM

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