Ebeneezer
F***......the Figgy pudding
Grandfather's gansey.
House decorations 
Inexpensive paper based decorations.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Inexpensive paper based decorations.
Jingly ads that start in October 
K cider the alternative to Champagne.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Inexpensive paper based decorations.
Hahahaha I just said to Mr C today I was going to wrap all presents in brown parcel paper and just buy the ribbons.
Jack in a Box ...........always wanted one - never got one.
Not one like this though
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Inexpensive paper based decorations.
Hahahaha I just said to Mr C today I was going to wrap all presents in brown parcel paper and just buy the ribbons.
That actually looks nice with Christmas stencils on it - the brown paper is more expensive than Christmas wrapping though
L Look in your local poond establishment for broon paper bargains.
Marzipan 
I hate Christmas Cake
N Now I quite like it.
Overpriced stuff
Pants
Queen Victoria who was German anyway 
Oh and she invented Christmas Trees or summat, so she's to blame for pine needles in your foot.
Rope
Well ........soap on a rope - what's the point?
Slaving in the kitchen on Christmas Day 
Tiny Tim 
Useless presents
Val Doonican on every flippin year
[have to be a certain age for this]
And much the same age for this one too! 